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[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They should actually teach this in biz school

[guava jam on toast @daianosis]

yap his ears off while he’s showering

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

what if instead of x it was called twitter and instead of posts they were tweets

[Barstool IU @IUBarstool]

KEL’EL WARE GOES 15TH OVERALL TO THE MIAMI HEAT. 🔥🔥🔥 #IUBB

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

ur honor that bitch is a weirdo

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“no rush but im ready to dip whenever u are”

[ash @tripnf4ll]

I need to eat a sandwich and a bag of chips at the beach real bad.

[issy🫧 @islamiyaaaah]

once my sister tell me i’m not wrong idgaf what nobody else gotta say

[✨ @blkbruja]

baby I’m not flirting w you, I’m just kind & have personality

[tarook @TarekElBab1]

"liked your story" how about you start liking me

[Swiss @BlxckSwiss_]

So he still hasn’t asked you to be his Easter Egg? Shame. Do better sis.

[latke @latkedelrey]

do you ever get a headache so bad that you kind of understand why people 6,000 years ago saw merit in the idea of drilling holes in their skulls

[nikki (el) ꨄ @wardevell]

imagine ur card declines at therapy n they bring out ur kik messages from ur preteen years

[kida @kidasnow]

you let men into your life and suddenly you’re in a bad mood for no reason

[nês 🦋 @wingsseni]

having a different opinion than your dad as a teenage girl