Matt Millar

Does fun stuff on mobile, tv and the internets. Views are my employers, not my own. My views are much funnier.#

[Matt Millar @millarm]

Would a “cycle computer app” that was focussed on commuting and showed you the total CO2 emissions saved over the course of a year from time on a bicycle rather than a car persuade you to commute by bike more?

[Matt Millar @millarm]

Liz Truss announces she’s joined Starlink as global CEO #Starlink

[Starlink @Starlink]

Starlink is currently in a network outage and we are actively implementing a solution. We appreciate your patience, we'll share an update once this issue is resolved.

[Matt Millar @millarm]

So… it happened we’ve been using @rw_products squirrel proof feeder for so long we’ve bred a race of super intelligent squirrels that can defeat the technology. I for one look forward to welcoming our new squirrel overlords

[Matt Millar @millarm]

@CryptoProApp price has stopped updating? Or is it just me?

[Matt Millar @millarm]

@playdate can you poke your customer service team to find & respond to my query on order PD31506 ? It’s got lost. 😭

[Marina Gardiner Legge @oxfordhighhead]

Breaking news! We’ve been shortlisted for Girls’ Independent school of the year! @GDST @GSAUK @OxfordHighSch

[Matt Millar @millarm]

@roberthamilton We? You still self identifying as British or have you relocated back to Blighty?

[Matt Millar @millarm]

I know of zero startups that aren’t motivated by the fact that highly successful incumbents aren’t run by idiots who barely understand the complex industries they have made successful careers in. Shockingly some of these startups are correct.

[Matt Millar @millarm]

Ancient microbial nanospheres leading to rivers of blood. What could possibly go wrong if we heat the planet? 😱 https://t.co/G8SXuQbZ1P

[Matt Millar @millarm]

The only way you wouldn’t fire the head of software at Twitter would be, say, if he owned the company. 😂 https://t.co/jKY9QAgq8n

[Lion Hirth @LionHirth]

German day ahead prices drop to -500 €/MWh at 2 pm. Yes, minus 500.

That's the lowest price in several years, if I recall correctly.

If you have a dynamic pricing retail contract, charging your EV will earn you smth like €50.

https://t.co/g8f8Rv6L5y

[Matt Millar @millarm]

I mean I can’t conceivably imagine any universe that… limiting the amount of use of a website that is ad funded, or paid for, will be… productive. But maybe I’m wrong! Maybe the “600 best tweets and done” strategy is an engagement booster. Come back tomorrow to find out!

[Matt Millar @millarm]

One thing you have to give Elon Musk credit for is his ability to come up with ideas for experiments on twitter that… nobody in their right mind would do, then let us see if what we expect to happen will. It’s fascinating to watch.

[Julien Jomaux @JomauxJulien]

Dynamic tariffs are a must with renewables.

[Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet]

Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks

[Roy Price @RoyPrice]

In other news, Google has limited searches to two per day per user.

[Matt Millar @millarm]

Yep, that will fix it. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Rate limits increasing soon to 8000 for verified, 800 for unverified & 400 for new unverified

[Matt Millar @millarm]

@benedictevans My EYES!!!

[Matt Millar @millarm]

Having experienced Microsoft’s login flow every time someone asks me to join a teams call this experience rings remarkably true

[The Register @TheRegister]

Attorney sues Microsoft for $1.75M, claiming his email has been useless since May https://t.co/SZOwejSRRO

[Christo Grozev @christogrozev]

Putin's plane left for St Petersburg, and Peskov promptly denied Putin leaving Moscow, which in good old Russian tradition assured the population Putin has left Moscow.