The Millenial Father

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

@TheFFBallers Amon Ra St Clowning in Sam’s Laporta potty

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

This is how everyone should treat their kids 🥺❤️

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

@TurnerNovak Maybe they have something insightful to teach us about why that’s the case…

Is GDP growth the definition of happiness?

I’ve always been confounded by the consistent increase in morbidly obese people in the US…

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[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

Son: I hate this game
Me: Sometimes you have to lose to get better buddy
Son: That’s incorrect

Well glad we cleared that up…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@wholemars There will come a time in the future where people will be surprised that we let practically anyone drive a 2 ton death machine anywhere they want

[Raoul Pal @RaoulGMI]

I bought an ape and I like it!

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[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

Son: what’s 100+100? Easy 200
(Louder) - what’s 200+200? Easy 300
(Louder) - what’s 300+300? Easy 400

And that’s where we are at with parenting this morning…

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

@Parkerlawyer There’s no way social media hasn’t played a large role in the increase. That and virtually everyone working from home.

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

@SneakerNews The retirement home

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

@SneakerNews Redwoods, how can it be anything else

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

@SneakerNews Kermit the dunk

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

Person at party: yeah they're great!
Me: yeah my kids are insane and calm at the same time, they love ice cream and.... (smh) #walkaway

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

Person at party: hey nice to meet you
Me: hey nice to meet you
Person: same here how's your day going
Me: great, do you have kids?

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

@rodgab we're ready for you!! #thevic #chicago #rodrigoygabriela

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

3yo: Guys, we have a situation. I need your help to find her sister princess Luna. She's missing, let's go. (Walks off) #micdrop #parenting

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

3yo: Dad I made cookies!!!!
Me: That sounds great honey, what did you put in them?
3yo: Sugar, Bunnies and boogers, come try them!
Me: OK!!!

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

@thetalkingdead loving the church scene with Rosita...can't help but wonder, How many carbon copy outfits do you think father Gabriel has?

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

Alexa: I'm sorry I can't find the song "back up off of me" in your playlist
Us: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#parenting #amazon #alexa #toddlers #reallifestories

[The Millenial Father @MillenialFather]

I love my wife. Her passion is universal, she hates every mofo that shows their mug on tv in relation to politics. #sorrynotsorry #unbiased