Millennial Shakespeare

‘Tis but avocado toast. All is avocado toast.

[Millennial Shakespeare @MillennialShax]

Rando: If you think COVID is so serious, why have you been working outside your house all year???
Me: My poverty, but not my will, consents.

[Millennial Shakespeare @MillennialShax]

Hamlet really closed the curtain on #cancelculture

[Millennial Shakespeare @MillennialShax]

Tomorrow is Saint Valentine's Day,
All in the morning betime,
And I will swipe right on Tinder,
To be your Valentine.
– Hamlet/@Tinder

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EVERYONE COME WATCH THIS WITH ME

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We're heading into Season 1, and it's all about Romance!

Our first episode features @SassyAsides , and we'll be debating which individual characters from different plays would make the best couple!

Drop any wishes and guesses below! And make sure to tune in on Thursday!

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VICTORY!!! (Well not mine, but I voted for the victor so that counts)

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The votes are in, and it was such a close race all the way through! From a lead of 1 vote last night, @Crugglez fell behind this morning to cede the first victory to @futureXskeleton !

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We’ve just finished recording our first month of episodes!! I haven’t laughed this hard in a really long time and I’m so excited to share these #shakespeare fights with you all! #follow to stay tuned on our release date!!!

[Millennial Shakespeare @MillennialShax]

“But, gentle friend, for love and courtesy
Lie further off; stay thou six feet from me.”
-Hermia, A Midsummer Night’s Quarantine

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Call me a spondee because I am stressed stressed #shakespearesunday #englishmajorhumor

[Millennial Shakespeare @MillennialShax]

“What’s here? A #Starbucks cup closed in my true love’s hand? A latte, I see, for truly, ‘tis his brand. Oh churl, drunk all and left no friendly drop to help me after?!” (The real tragedy of R&J) #romeoandjuliet #millennialshakespeare #QuarantineAndChill

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“These tedious old boomers.” - Hamlet #okboomer #millennials #hamlet #shakespearesunday

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“We used to wander everywhere.” -The fairies in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, complaining to Titania now that they’re not allowed out of her bower. #quarantine #quarantinelife #quarantinelifeproblems

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Nurse: Where is your mother?
Juliet: Where is my mother! Why, she’s in quarantine,
Where should she be?
#quarantine #quarantinediaries #selfisolation #ShakespeareSunday

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Romeo: O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
Juliet: What satisfaction canst thou have over Zoom?
#quarantinetheatre #quarantineandchill #ShakespeareSunday #coronavirus #millennialshakespeare #zoom #zoomfail #zoomfails #modernromance

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"But my school loan is grown to such excess
I cannot sum up sum of half my debt."
– Juliet (Romeo & Juliet), upon graduating from college #college #debt #studentloans #laughingbecauseotherwiseidcry

[Millennial Shakespeare @MillennialShax]

“Now is the winter of our silent disco tent” - DJ Richard3 proposing a new business #silentdisco #millennialshax #millennialshakespeare

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“My kingdom for universal healthcare!” #Millennials #millennialmoney #WarrenForTheWin #BernieSanders #DemDebate #DemDebate2020 #healthcare #healthcareforall

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“But boomers, many feign as they were right; as customers they do it out of spite.” -Juliet, trying to save for college working as a waitress and realizing how horrible the service industry is. #okboomer

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“Tis well, boomer.” - Hal to Falstaff, constantly

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@hankgreen DO IT