The Millers

Packed up our shit and headed into town. This is the account of everything we say. #yeg

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If I wanna fuck, I'm gonna fuck.

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D: I think I have meningitis. J: is that a throat thing or a vagina thing?

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These croissants are hittin’ different.

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WRONG AGAIN RICK!

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That was like a Mardi Gras for my molars.

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Goldilocks and the Rectal Groomers.

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You know, when you find a dick, you’ve got to get it.

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Everyone in @Walmart is a piece of shit.

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Reo’s reviews - I think that movie where that shark man who fucks that woman is on.

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Every penny is a prisoner with me.

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Mom, do you like dicks? Are dicks just your favourite?

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At least my pussy is safe.

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🇺🇸“Did you guys have any firearms today” 🇨🇦“No, just this fire pussy”

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Just here to thump a taint.

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Can’t wait to penetrate.

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@harapchuk

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A cunt is a cunt.

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LGBT”Cute”

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Are y’all taking about Pussy Riot.

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I swear to god it's a milk boot.

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I have nothing wrong with ugly people.