Miller Elliott

I delete this app at least once a week

[Miller Elliott @MillerElliott1]

My absolute favorite thing about driving a VW Beetle is when I drive past people and see one of them just clock tf out of the person standing next to them

[Miller Elliott @MillerElliott1]

good GOODY it’s cold

[Miller Elliott @MillerElliott1]

@clanegreen It’s ok, one of my coworkers genuinely believed they were all American up until about 3 months ago

[Miller Elliott @MillerElliott1]

Just saw a license plate that said “why try” and I rlly felt that

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

this still haunts me

[drew @hydratedangel]

DAY 305 OF THE PANDEMIC LET’S HEAR IT FOR DAY 305

[James @CaucasianJames]

groovy. let’s roll

[James @CaucasianJames]

dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. ur not better than a stegosaurus

[Miller Elliott @MillerElliott1]

“I had a date” me too cap but mine got postponed bc of covid wbu

[Miller Elliott @MillerElliott1]

I think the reason I’ve never watched the first Captain America til now is because I knew my expectations would rise to Chris Evans level and that limits my options a tad I guess

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

The pretty boys on tiktok be kinda cringed 🥴.Like the lick and smile while singing “sHoRtY a LiL bAdDIE” is like 🥴Y’all like this ?

[Justin Tinsley @JustinTinsley]

This is domestic terrorism. Don’t call this protesting.

[Miller Elliott @MillerElliott1]

Me thinking about a human child:
🥴🤢
Me thinking about Grogu:
🥰😍

[Miller Elliott @MillerElliott1]

My favorite professor just responded to my email of my final papers of 52 combined pages with:

“Miller,

Awesome sauce.”

And that is why he is my favorite professor.

[Miller Elliott @MillerElliott1]

Just tried to turn the brightness on my phone down with the volume buttons. Goodnight game day.