UTD Fati🇰🇪 🌐

Manchester United fan🛑||Football enthusiast||Finance student||passionate about life.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Making moves ✍️✍️✍️

[UTD Fati🇰🇪 🌐 @MillerOmollo]

Kitu Ina ni bore Nazo ,ni lazima utoe form

[UTD Fati🇰🇪 🌐 @MillerOmollo]

Kitu Ina ni bore Nazo ,ni lazima utoe form

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

CLUBBING IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

CLUBBING IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂

[blue @bluewmist]

The key to living a comfortable life is confrontation and chaos actually. You have to say no. You have to tell people to fuck off. You have to be mean in necessary situations. A life of peace isn't built off of being a yes man and taking a passive approach to everything

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Underrated life advice: Have more hobbies and fewer opinions. Learn an instrument. Plant a garden. Build something with your hands. Cook. Paint. Run. The happiest people I know spend less time debating life and more time actually living it.

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Here is what an elephant herd looks like in Tsavo, Kenya in the 1950s.

[James @MrJamesKe]

We have two Kenyas: the one we actually live in, and the one that exists in this man's head.

[MUIP @ManUtdInPidgin]

Like For Rice. Retweet for Bruno.

[Kenyaan_coco @Kenyan_Coco]

Everything aside, are you guys seeing this😭🤦‍♀️

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Here is Ngina Kenyatta with her husband Alex Mwai,, a couple whose aura doesn’t just command respect, it collects it like tax. The kind of calm, elegant, silent wealth vibe that makes you instinctively reduce your volume when they pass. You don’t greet them with top shota sign like the Sugoi diva, you greet them with posture.

Ngina comes from wealth that needs no introduction. When both your grandfather and your father were presidents, family meetings don’t start with “How was your week?” They start with “When we were running the country…” ni mbaya 😭.

Kenyatta's are fiiiiiiiilthy wealthy. According to the Pandora exposé, the numbers involved are so big you need a calculator, a prayer session & the IMF board to pronounce them properly. Then there’s Alex Mwai, son of old money. His father is the chairman of Karen Golf Club.

Dear fellow Walala Hoii, you don’t become the chairman of a golf club in a leafy suburb because you once bought a Subaru,, Ooliskia wapi!!! You become chairman because your net worth has commas that intimidate accountants. You only lead billionaires when your account balance can fund a county somewhere in South-Rift.

This is generational wealth meeting generational wealth. It’s not from grass to grace. It’s from grace to more grace. Even their problems probably wear suits & Balenciaga. Dear Wanjiku, let’s talk like grownups. You cannot set standards out there hoping a billionaire son rescue you from generation poverty.

The rich marry the rich. These people don’t look for rescue missions, they look for mergers and acquisitions. For you to enter such a family, your father must also have a boardroom, not a cowshed where he measures milk with a kahuro.

And to the men out here, respect in marriage is sweet, but poverty will humble you in 4K resolution. If you don’t have money, even your in-laws will look at you like you came to borrow salt and overstayed. Love is beautiful, but without money, just love Yehova Wanyonyi. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

Pale primary ulikua unashika Atlas unapiga world tour yako safi alafu unarudi Kenya ���

[Registered Nurse @enrolled_nurse]

What company makes these machines?

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

He went there, scored and took 3 points

Fair play Dorgu.

[Dhaboy 😎 @dhaboy01]

I told the lecturer I can’t hear what he was saying, the next thing he said was 👇🏻

[��ʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂 @mideysmith01]

everybody Robert Baratheon touched in this scene d!ed.. watch closely.

[Esihle @Thato_Rachidi]

When you try looking for a job using academic papers only😭……

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m starting to realise that not everyone needs to see your personality, like it's okay to be absolutely nobody to some people.