J.P. Cott

I’m the coolest Letter Carrier the world has ever known.😂 I love dogs more than most humans. I hate the extremist Right. Music. Movies. Sunday Brunch. Life.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The only memorial Trump's name should be on.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

For those keeping track at home:

- Knicks about to be NBA Champions.
- War in the Middle East.
- Global Oil Crisis.
- There’s a corrupt criminal in the White House.

Welcome back to 1973.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans.

It’s all an act.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

They wore red hats for him.
They wore ear bandages for him.
They wore diapers for him.
They wore garbage bags for him.

Now they cheer wars, shrug at high gas prices, call inflation “freedom” and are totally cool with pedophilia.

MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Democrats are so diabolical and ingenious at rigging elections that Republicans control the presidency, house and senate.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

THE MAGA AGENDA: protect the fetus, starve the child, honor the soldier, abandon the veteran, enrich the corporations, and fleece the worker, quote the Bible but ignore every single fucking verse.

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

trump said his own supporters couldn’t pass a cognitive test. That’s actually true. They were given one on 11/5/2024 and they failed miserably.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Democrat accused of sexual assault this week.
Removed in 72 hours.
Imagine that.
Accountability instead of protecting power.

Miss me with the “both sides” nonsense

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The real Trump derangement syndrome (TDS) is thinking that a geriatric felon who dodged the draft five times and declared bankruptcy six times knows how to win a war and run an economy.

Fucking idiots!

[Mike Resists @MikeResists1969]

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

The only clear winners of Trump's Iran War: the speculators who made hundreds of millions trading on Mar a Lago inside information

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Bondi, Bovino, Lewandowski and Noem. They served. They lied. They flailed. And now they’re political roadkill.

An in memoriam for those we've lost in Trump 2.0.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Anyone who still worships Trump is a fucking loser

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

Trump has 5 kids with 3 women he cheated on. Elon Musk has 14 kids with 4 women he cheated on. Pete Hegseth has 7 kids with 3 women he cheated on. RFK Jr has 7 kids with 3 women he cheated on. The Republican Party protects pedophiles. Family values - my ass.

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Well, once you get dementia, you don't get rid of it. So, yeah, he's obviously still got it.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I genuinely need to know what the red line is for maga. Because at this point it seems like trump could break into your home and rape your daughter right in front of you and you would still find a way to justify your support for this absolute monster.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

"The sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better."

The Defense Secretary calling for a billionaire ally of the government to take over a media outlet & make it more pro-government. This is what authoritarianism looks like. But in other countries they try & hide it.