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[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[mafe @nandaxiss]

timothée so obsessed with her.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[tay @colormetaay]

are you fucking him omg

[101iight @101Iight]

Doing a calorie deficit and regular cardio in the big year 2026

[k @ysljennii]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[Real Lover 🇬🇩🇧🇧 @_daniellemakeup]

Chlorophyll
Protein
10K steps
Protein
Calorie deficit
Ashwaganda
Sweet potato ground beef
3L of water
Hyrox
Run club
Protein
Overnight oats
Protein
Chicken breast
Seamoss
Weighted vest
Protein
Protein shake
Salmon
Chia seeds

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Having hobbies as an adult is wild. You’ll get emotionally demolished at work and then be like “Anyway, I’m off to swimming class at 6:30 pm”

[` @lisaawrites]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

I pray you experience this at least once in your life.

[EO @_ezeokolorie]

How this bank holiday weekend feels for us 9-5ers

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Some people will never understand the Queensland urge to go barefoot down the shops

[sophie @netcapgirl]

it’s on slack bro. it’s in the drive. i just put it in the notion bro i literally sent it to you on teams. did you check the airtable bro? it’s in the box bro. it’s single sign on, it’s on okta bro. no you need the yubikey. check your deel bro, it’s on gusto. check outlook bro

[k @ysljennii]

i am

[miri @eggoslug]

someone is gonna fucking pay for this

[Lubz♟️ @Lubzio]

Yall deadass don’t eat real food

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

because it is. yall were just eating tubs of cheesecakes last week

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

There are only 12 podcast guests in the uk and they have been in permanent rotation since 2015.

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

Most British coded song by an American