a milli

the happiest of the sad, the smartest of the stupid

[a milli @MilliMaybe]

Did it hurt? When you realized you were a woman living in Texas?

[puerto freakin @SHORTlRICAN]

at the gym doing 3 sets of bullshit

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Wanna see a trick? (Horrifies You)

[A @seattleiminyou]

If I was on love island it would be like the Stanford prison experiment

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[a milli @MilliMaybe]

Can I put an all-encompassing MRI on my wedding registry

[holly! ✧.* affc reread @hollyybean]

If i was at the red wedding i would have done something

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

yeah im fucking with you your honour

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[mau @rllydu]

if i was obama i would’ve said “let me drink beer”

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

I'm gonna invent a stage of grief that's fun

[Mo @fruitpibble]

computa make it stop

[mau @rllydu]

explain it to me like i’m 30

[Viktor bout jr jr @DemitriTaughtMe]

I don’t never question God but why did he make roaches with wings ?!

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i am the april fool

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding

[fishious @fishquichee]

Can i come over and ask you various ethical dilemmas

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Does anyone know what's going to happen

[GiGi @geneverwhat]

Why can’t they just have a violent bachelorette

[pete @peteyburn]

I can’t believe the department of war started a fucking war

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Yes no worries take my time