Milne

[Milne @MilneEvan]

This touched my heart #goals https://t.co/8ae6d6m7AQ

[Milne @MilneEvan]

It's called #pleather https://t.co/qN5qTSOLLs

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

don't be that girl

[Milne @MilneEvan]

Find a bottle... https://t.co/66IMxY0lQo

[Milne @MilneEvan]

Naaaah bud your confused https://t.co/U4qnJPCPpV

[Cody Evans @CKEvans95]

@MilneEvan killin retina's and beers, bout it

[Milne @MilneEvan]

Handlebars and chill...? @CKEvans95

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

smiling at that motherfucker who doesn't like you

[Alcoholic @Alcohoilic]

I wonder if your mom knows you're a whore

[Alcoholic @Alcohoilic]

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

[Milne @MilneEvan]

#harleyville2015

[Cody Evans @CKEvans95]

Probably should've proposed to the chick in the massive lifted GM at OJ's. #wifematerial

[Harles Gordon @Harley_Gates]

“@BlackPplVines: @Jesse0419 at work 😂😂 http://t.co/bL9R79hHhL”

[Alcoholic @Alcohoilic]

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

[Alcoholic @Alcohoilic]

50 shades of I'd rather be drunk.

[Milne @MilneEvan]

@jordaneavess fuckin lip shows lol heavy's mustn't get laid off... Or am I missing something...? Did your hours get cut?? @jordaneavess

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever.

[Alcoholic @Alcohoilic]

"Ill take a vodka."
"Um, this is McDonalds."
"ok, ill take a McVodka... and supersize it."