First time I saw Elon Musk I thought Seth Macfarlane just had really botched plastic surgery

Sorry I don't fuck guys who haven't sold their old cryptos for coins that impact the environment less.

Date that flaked on me twice: please give me another chance ;_; Me: Sorry I don't have time for games *opens Steam*

Disappoint her so much she can't help but call you Daddy

@abkazias As a Khajit, yes.

I am always at the top of the list of people I'd bang. You will never surpass any version of me, don't even try.

I wanna have a day where we paint the 3d printed imposters together but roomie sleeps when I'm awake 😭

People who assume poly couples are a package deal and/or treat the penis weilder as the relationship gatekeeper are more annoying than unicorn hunters.

@buttercreamren I don't know much, I'm not very into crypto and I don't make NFTs, but from what I've heard: The new (POS) form of crypto mining actually produces 99% less pollution (than POW mining). Yes this is all terrible for the environment but so is capitalism in general.

What's the reason both of these concepts turn me on and why is it a projection of my parental resentments? 😭

The feminine urge to be masculine