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[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

MITCH MCCONNELL just made his triumphant return to the floor of the U.S. SENATE

[𝓕 🪄 @Fiizop]

Bring me McConnell next

[noah, like the ark @sentient_dorito]

I’m still laughing my ass off

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if you showed me this tweet a year ago

[james @jms_tny]

When it’s above 70° outside and the salad has berries in it

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

This is almost breaking my brain.

[Cami @tajin_rim]

chicago’s middle name is absolutely marie and my roommate and i have done our due diligence in deciding the middle names of other midwest cities:

[jordie @MilwaukeePD]

the big busty bill made my student loan payment go up 400% would anybody like to purchase one of my kidneys or perhaps left arm?

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH

[Snakes🐍 @savemylove4u]

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I’ve lost years of my life to fear and low self esteem

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

LA vs. New York

[jordie @MilwaukeePD]

I’m back motherfuckers

[lolopants @lolopantz]

i have never skipped this video, not once. this little diva brings me so much joy. i love how her face keeps getting brighter with every dot

[jordie @MilwaukeePD]

Insane

[jordie @MilwaukeePD]

Simone Biles needs to file a cease and desist or something