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Bio Na Chem 😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

If we decided to protest so that the lowest paid police officer will earn 50k monthly,the same police would tear gas us.

[Jojo @thechelsfan]

Welcome to the Christiano Ronaldo show. Suuuuuiiiiiiii

[DeMaster @Masterw37366711]

Relax mate 🧉 Christiano Ronaldo has activated.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Naona gas imeanza kupunguza kilo. Hope ni mimi nimeongeza nguvu afer kukula ugali mayai jana

[niko kadi @nikokadiKE]

Buana ukitaka kukatia dem usiende dm yake kumuonyesha vile uko ambitious, vile we uko focused on getting success or hizo vitu simps huambia madem. Modern babes wanataka toxic mfs. Ingia dm ukiwa umeitisha view once. Wanataka msee anawabaiya pombe na weed. Unpopular opinion: madem ni worse drug addicts than guys. Mi ntamteka na kiforeign lakini we atakunyima chance ju umemuonyesha we ni msee mpoa, wanasemanga " good guys are wierd asf". If you always keep it gangster, you'll fuck all the b*tches you want.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Fuliza ikiona comrade anasema atumiwe pesa through pochi la biashara

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

@bozgabi Ni juzi tu ulikua unalia wageni wakuwachie kitu wakitoka, time yako ya kuwacha kitu ndio hii imefika😂😂

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

What exactly is TECNO’s problem?

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

King Solomon after a full day of replying to happy father’s day messages

[Môshkï @Mr_Moshki]

"Nimesema Christiano Ronaldo to score five goals"

[Yugo @stfuyugo]

There are some women you just know youll end up having sex with later in life regardless

Might take months, maybe a couple years but its already set in stone

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Rules zangu za kusalimiana hukuwa, leo ni mimi nakusalimia kesho I expect ni turn yako kunisalimia. Usiporeciprocate apo najua ukona kiburi na tunapimana. Kwani nakutaka nini......

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Haka kajamaa ni alien bana, hio mpira inakatafuta mpaka kaiweke ndani. Investigate these balls, they might be AI controlled for the little man, wtf!

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Kama umetoka Mount Kenya region unajua how tasteless the food from that area huwa. Wakikuyu hupika haraka ndio waende wakatafute pesa.

[Jayden™ @SirGlavan_]

Today's fixtures are so tight unlike your wimenz gaddamit

Tunatoka Messi tunaingie Mbappe kidogo kidogo tuko Senegal mamae kulala ni kesho 9 am

[MR_QUOTE🇰🇪 @mimi_MKUU]

Being a Messi hater has to be the worst thing ever, you can never be happy for long

[Doktari Symo @doktarisymo]

@UTDTrey Messi to his haters

[Doktari Symo @doktarisymo]

@UTDTrey Messi to his haters

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Being a Messi hater has to be the worst thing ever, you can never be happy for long

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

play high life by mavado 😂😂

[𝗛EE𝐌 @6enteke]

Fuliza after imeona na transact through pochi la biashara