Morgan Irene Arroyo

Counseling grad student. Craft beer. Cats. I can't stop me.

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

I'm just gonna leave this here for you. @tonythehipster @Peen_Is https://t.co/27hsm4UuNM

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

Before Thanksgiving break: I'm going to use this time to finish all of my papers and get so much work done!
End of break: Just. Netflix.

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

"Single moms give that grateful head." My coworker is a terrible person.

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

It's like Stockholm Syndrome, you just have to get used to it.

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

I'm not even waiting for Donald Trump to tell the truth anymore, I would be content if he just said something that made sense.

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

What did we do before Netflix?

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

"My steak is too chewy" says the woman who ordered her steak well done. That what happens when you order your steak destroyed. #serverlife

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

A table just stiffed me AND stole my pen. Way to add insult to injury. #serverlife

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

"Keep your options open and your legs together." #goodadvice

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

"Message me 🍾 if you want to fuck me. Message me 💍 if you want to marry me." #tinderlines

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

If your only photo is of you with dog filter, I'm going to swipe left. #tinder

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

"Everyone tells me I look like Zac Efron." No, they don't. #tinderlines

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

"When I'm not modeling scrubs for QQ, I'll be your own personal McDreamy." #tinderlines

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

"Swipe anyway you'd like. You'll regret it either way." #tinderlines

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

"Here to make your pants wet, not your eyes." #tinderlines

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

Drinking at work makes work so much more tolerable. #serverlife

[Morgan Irene Arroyo @MimiOutback]

Boys are dumb. You know what's not dumb? Wine. Wine never disappoints you.

[petty_images @Mhams67]

I don't want to get back together, I just want you to miss me until you die and perpetually regret fucking it all up.