Mimi WDF 🇱🇰

Trying to add some humour amidst the chaos

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When I googled "dead weight" it asked me if I meant
"Niroshan Dickwella" 😒
#SLvsNz #SLC #Sriankacricket #cricket #lka #Srilanka #testcricket

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"Everything is war in fair & lovely"

- Sajith Premadasa -
#lka #srilanka #humor #sajithPremadasa #lanka

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I wrote a joke about unemployment but none of them work
#joke #lka #puns #pun #humor

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Words and things banned by the Colombo Municipal Council for offending Christians

HELa Clothing - Apparel Company
What the HELL - A common term
HELLo - A way to Greet people
Devil All The Time - Netflix movie
Devilled Dishes - All of em
හෙල ජාතික අභිමානේ - song

😈😈😈😈

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If "breakdown" was an art නොරච්චෝලේ would be the Picasso of it 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

#lka #srilanka #powercut #EconomicCrisisLK

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India successfully qualified to the Mumbai International Airport 🇮🇳✈️
#AsiaCupT20 #bcci #cricket #india #teamIndia

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The guy who invented autocorrect passed away. May he restaurant in peace
#pun #joke #lka #SriLanka #humor

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And with the finale of #BetterCallSaul ends the golden age of television after 14 years of #breakingbad universe. What an amazing journey it has been. Vince Gill is a story telling genius. Everything Vince Gilligan makes turns into gold. Legend for a reason.

#vincegilligan

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Who the fuck decided to have an eleven when you measure height? Could have stopped at 10 so that we all could have grown taller from few inches 😆
#lameasfuck #pun #humor #lka #srilanka #jokes

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මචන් 2 - The Commonwealth Games Mystery

coming soon to a theatre near you

Summer 2024

#lka #SriLanka #humor #machang #machan #CommonwealthGames2022

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මචන් 2 - The Commonwealth Games Mystery

coming soon to a theatre near you

Summer 2024

#lka #SriLanka #commonwelathgames #machan

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Why is a building called a building when it's already built? 🤔
#lka #srilanka #lamejokes #pun #humor

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When you see the scams and the jilmarts while you're at a තෙල් පෝලිම is the time you think

මොන system changeද මුන් එක්ක 😂😂😂
#lka #srilanka #EconomicCrisisLK #FuelCrisisLK #SriLankaCrisis

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The Colombo elite arrives in a BMW cuts a ribnon and applauded a man who were going to park his bike on the newly opened bike stand as if they did a great job. System change for sure 🤔
#lka #srilanka #EconomicCrisisLK #FuelCrisisLK #SriLankaCrisis

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Lately, 80% of the test matches end up with a result. Test cricket is definitely changing for good. Its become way competitive over the past decade
#testcricket #PAKvSL #SLvsPAK #cricket #slc #pcb #lka #SriLanka

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@Hash_Srsly Dopamine

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හෙට දින එක් එක් තනතුරු වලට යෝජනා වන ඇමතිවරු නම්කර වටිනා පෙට්‍රෝල් බූලියක් සහ ගෑස් ලිපක් දිනාගන්න!
#parlimentjokes #lka #SriLanka #SriLankaEconomicCrisis #EconomicCrisisLK #FuelCrisisLK

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@irajonline ඔයා අඩන්න එපා. දුක තමා. හාම්පුතා ගෙදර යව්වා නේ? 😂😂😂😂

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What an incredible run chase Pakistan! Everything seems impossible until its done once. Abdullah Shafuque take a bow. Chasing 300+ in galle is just phenomenal. Fully deserving winners. Hope we bounce back next game 🇱🇰
@TheRealPCB
#PakistanCricket #slc #Srilanka #lka

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@WorldPNT It's all a dirty game

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Mahinda Rajapaksa Wins the Presidential election for the 3rd time
#lka #srilanka #EconomicCrisisLK #FuelCrisisLK #GoHomeRanil