The official Twitter account of Mimosa San-Dávido, one of the biggest clubs in the @IslaParadisoFA league pyramid.
#VamosRosamarines 🌸
President: @The94thMin
Nottingham Forest made an offer for a couple of our players.
We've had to say "No, you've had too much...". Transfer addiction is such a destructive force... 🙅⛔️
We have just seen a Brendantown FC official snooping around outside of the ground trying to talk to our players. 👀
Thankfully, our loyal kitman Norberto has chased him off with a pitchfork! 👊
Top work Norberto! 👍
@Muted79 Excellent work, these scoundrels from the capital need telling! 👏
His car might have a few 'speed holes' as Norberto got a bit 'forky' on the official's car door with the pitchfork 🍴
Norberto was freed from the fence last night after the good people of San-Dávido Fire Dept were called to free him again.
It's the FIFTH time he's done this, yet he continues to put his head through the fence as he's incredibly superstitious, and does it for "good luck".🙄🙄
Some hilarity has broken out during the "rescue mission" to free Norberto. Our cheeky mascot, Saki, has just booted Norberto up the bottom as punishment for getting his head stuck again.
The chairman has given them a yellow card for a clear foul 😂🟨
#FreeNorberto
If you're passing New Cambria Road today, please don't be alarmed by the hussle & bussle outside of the ground. Our kitman, Norberto, has gotten his head stuck in the fence...again... 🙄
#FreeNorberto#VamosRosamarines 🌸
If you're passing New Cambria Road today, please don't be alarmed by the hussle & bussle outside of the ground. Our kitman, Norberto, has gotten his head stuck in the fence...again... 🙄
#FreeNorberto#VamosRosamarines 🌸
With the new database now available for download, let us know if you take charge of the Blossom-Blues. We would love to see how you get on 😄👍
[If you're really good, we might give you a job interview just to keep our current gaffer on his toes haha]
#VamosRosamarines 🌸
The result of 6 months of hard work, loads of fun and 740k database changes is finally here! Download the @IslaParadisoFA database and start an adventure unlike any other!
Happy Summer Solstice or Winter Solstice (depending on which hemisphere you are in) folks! Hope you're enjoying the day!
Everyone at Mimosa is enjoying a traditional summer solstice pina colada as we watch the sunset on the longest day in San-Dávido!
#VamosRosamarines 🌸
We are hugely proud of our Rinus Fôn for winning the U20 Golden Ball award and being named the tournament's best player as Paradiso reached the final.
Congratulations Rinus, everyone at Mimosa and San-Dávido is very proud of you!
#VamosRosamarines 🌸