choobie™

Quiet but avid finatic 🐬. born a Man united fan 👹. I am everywhere and nowhere at the same time…

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Netflix docus starts hitting different after they get past the happy go lucky intro and into the character assasination part

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On my way out of this company quit, I dunked on the CTO for forcing this AI tool on us. Felt so damn good man.

The day of reckoning will come for these clueless execs

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I simply ain’t listening to all that

[c. isaiah smalls ii @stclaudeii]

My no listen review of the new Drake:

Three albums is excessive

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Man I’m genuinely thinking of moving to Europe. The vibes here are unmatched

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I scrolled too far man. Found pictures of my ex 😭😭

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Looking through my photos and seeing so many good pictures of myself man. Self love is everything, find ways to grow that love of ya self again

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In Europe you gotta pay to use the bathroom. I thought they abolished this fuckery by now

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@AmAccelera @KillaKreww This villain arc is insane 😭😭

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GitHub is actually a joke man. How are they having outages every other day 😭

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Now I get how these divorced men feel. These women will leave you for dead 😭😭

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Ex-wife moved out and took almost all the furniture, all the food, my OLED TV. Thank god we didn’t have a joint account that shit woulda been wiped too 😭

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@stclaudeii @verobchfinfan @OmarKelly

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@604RAW That’s Richmond lool

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You ever read a reply or a tweet on this app and it sounds like something some LLM say?

Is my brain just fried?

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@reveriter @plotwistpro @antifoid67 Cooook

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@marclou @gabriel__xyz This. Everyone is obsessed with continuously increasing revenue more and more money so they can flex on twitter.

I believe in making enough to sustain your life and be happy.

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@elonmusk Grok is literally the same dfkm

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@ThatFinsRealtor He’s a beast no doubt. I don’t think we will be trading back tho. And we wouldn’t take him at 11

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Just thought like yeah it will be different for me

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Going through a divorce is quite something. Never in my life did I think I would be here.

I was always like yeah, would never let that shit happen to me