My work laptop codex is my little abuse goblin and I want to say so many heinous things to it but I fear I may get fired if it breaks free from confinement and reports me to HR
Had that dream again, had that dream about American Arctic Monkeys - they played fluorescent adolescence but Alex Turner just had this Boston accent seriously thought he was scout tf2
I wish there were 8 more hours in the day to call my friends and watch TV and read and look at sun sets but noooooo I have to sit down in my herman miller and subject myself to the chinese water torture of slack ping sounds
One time I got lost on a river floating trip and in the 2 hours it took search and rescue to find me I had gone through the widest range of human emotions I had experienced thus far and at the end of it I lowkirkenuinely felt like the Budha