Scholar of the First Zyn

Your favorite Reddit Athiest

25 he/him

currently reading: Paradise Lost

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

Working on a Friday is chud behavior, and I will NOT stand for it

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

SpaceX more like GayseX @stuntman1o1

[Gompami @Gompami]

Brain Fuck

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

My work laptop codex is my little abuse goblin and I want to say so many heinous things to it but I fear I may get fired if it breaks free from confinement and reports me to HR

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

Had that dream again, had that dream about American Arctic Monkeys - they played fluorescent adolescence but Alex Turner just had this Boston accent seriously thought he was scout tf2

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

My neighbor just heard me say “Hello Mr. Bumblebee” to a bee out loud :/

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

I wish there were 8 more hours in the day to call my friends and watch TV and read and look at sun sets but noooooo I have to sit down in my herman miller and subject myself to the chinese water torture of slack ping sounds

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

Decay by Bladee guitar tab

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

I'm a lot like Code Geass Lelouch without any of the charisma or political IQ or good looks or a greater purpose in life or

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

@heavenleybody Buddy do I have a surprise for you

[henry @arithmoquine]

have been on a long-running campaign to convince grimes that bladee is a bodhisattva. she sent him my diagram

(i'm the "math boy")

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

@Horned_Sphere My favorite hiding spot is usually behind the curtains

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Good Willsmith @GoodWillsmith]

no AI. i made these with a folder of ~12000 SNES screenshots, Photoshop, & weed

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

@cooper39_2079 These are less than mutually exclusive

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

@FeralPHunter Yurr

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

@fatherjohnmisty Is that too few?

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

@SayLessFX Even trader Joe?

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

One time I got lost on a river floating trip and in the 2 hours it took search and rescue to find me I had gone through the widest range of human emotions I had experienced thus far and at the end of it I lowkirkenuinely felt like the Budha

[garshmo @garshmo]

You know when you’re in a river and you find a dead guy and it’s you so you get scared

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

The well meaning gen Z'er at my AA meeting who speaks in mostly slang giving me some simple advice

[Scholar of the First Zyn @Mindrazer22]

@souljagoyteller