Andrew Mingee

Below average looking, above average stupid

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Hello

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@bewhiskeredtodd @stevekh2 @nocontextmemes @SongFinderBot Darude - Sandstorm

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@lob_loyalist @dannyundecimo Daniel’s the real barbarian for that take

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Imagine making this list and not including Malignant (2021)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Variety ranks the greatest movies of all time:

#1. Psycho
#2. The Wizard of OZ
#3. The Godfather
#4. Citizen Kane
#5. Pulp Fiction
#6. Seven Samurai
#7. 2001: A Space Odyssey
#8. It’s a Wonderful Life
#9. All About Eve
#10. Saving Private Ryan

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@bewhiskeredtodd Variety thinks it’s Opposite Day smh

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@johnaustinchan 6 beautifully chaotic seasons later I can confirm that Riverdale is bonafide Perfect TV

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Waze users: wow this app saves so much time

Waze users when they realize they can stop at Cracker Barrel on the way to their dentist appointment:

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Nothing is bolder than a Waze ad. Like I wanna know WHO is clicking “add stop” to a massage parlor on their way to work

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@whatisamariam sure thing, I’ll shoot em a text

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When Kjerstin misses three turns bc she asked me to navigate so she can “focus on the dumbasses on the road”

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@whatisamariam her mind

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@pedanticvik Extremely based

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@pjarquin42 Can confirm, my only skill was locking myself out

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@AMJ777x don’t care didn’t ask + you fell off + ratio

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This is what they took from you

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The Animal Crossing dev that put Mendelian genetics in a children’s game

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me

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@AMJ777x You and this ratio

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@AMJ777x don’t care didn’t ask + ratio’d effortlessly

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@bewhiskeredtodd I’d rather work at Kum and Go

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@bewhiskeredtodd (says the engineer who hates his life) 🤡

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@bewhiskeredtodd who decides they want to be an accountant as a kid