"No, you just took way more than what is recommended. In fact, I am genuinely surprised you're not on the floor as we speak. However, I suspect I will be rushing you to the ER in around 40 seconds."
Jill was about to open he mouth to say something. But she felt that would not have changed anything, and it was probably too late.
"... You're... Welcome?"
"...I find it difficult to believe that I must explain this. I am not a medical doctor. I have a doctorate in criminal law, biology, chemistry, robotics, astrophysics, mathematics, history, ELA to name a few. I have the title of doctor. Not a medical doctor."