Captain Mike

I was born a free man, I will die a free man...

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@Emolclause Duckworth is an idiot.

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

Democrat influencer Chelsea Gods with over 14k followers says she is going to “curb stomp MAGA” and their kids.

“Every MAGA, I want to punch you in the f*cking face. I want to beat you up until you are a pulp on the ground. I want to curb stomp the sh*t out of you. You voted for Donald Trump? Come tell me in the comments. I'm gonna find where you f*cking live. I'm gonna beat up your whole f*cking family. If you have a five-year-old kid, I'm gonna pick them off too. I f*cking hate you guys.”

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@RepDonBeyer You know there are people under arrest for taking a knife to the new rubberized liner of the reflecting pool and others have been arrested for throwing algae spores into the water? You are aware, right?

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@AVGirl4Life 100 pounds of hamburger…

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@Marlayna29 🤣

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@its_Lexieroy Wrong again.

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@FloraLuzz_ 🐂💩

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@WorkElizab Go to Islamic country with tall buildings.

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@AVGirl4Life Too late , you’re already on the no way a white man would get close to you list…

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@SonofLiberty357 @LeadingReport Number seven. He died of a coffee overdose.

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@DropsZlla @LeadingReport Read the coroner’s report. You know how to read, right?

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@DropsZlla @LeadingReport You’re not the sharpest crayon in the box, are you?

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@_6signxxx “I can’t breathe, I’m an idiot, I swallowed a baggie of fentanyl…”

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@AFlorence10462 You should stick with eating crayons.

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@WorkElizab Well, he is a homosexual so he would know…

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@SenatorDurbin Which American citizens will be denied right to vote?

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@GavinNewsom 🖕🏼

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@SenWarren And if you would’ve been truthful on your college application, you would not have been admitted as a Native American …

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@Sabiha1278 Mentally ill.

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@warDaniel47 I think she went well over and above official act status