MTD

14 course records and 29 hole in ones. I play The Tour.

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

@NoLayingUp Welcome to my #mindset

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

@DJohnsonPGA @MemorialGolf DJ are those greens Bermuda?

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

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[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

The winning score, their favorites, Royal Birkdale predictions and more! @NickFaldo006 and Johnny preview #TheOpen: https://t.co/xW1QnCSgs3

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

Live look-in at the culprit! @LPGA @Lexi @ANAinspiration

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

Shot of the day is #Fireball https://t.co/Nfhek1xqsJ

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

#ShotOfTheDay https://t.co/ViRAqDW7uj

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

The US Open can suck my Shinnecock #MiniTours4Life

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

BREAKING NEWS:

Mayweather vs Pacquiao Cancelled!

In its place:

Keegan Bradley vs The Mechanic!

#ShouldBeOneForTheAges

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta!

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

My grandma could shoot 82! Come on Tiger...I just shot 62! #QuitAfter12

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

PGA Show? I'm the Show.

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

During a rain delay, an "MTD" will do a minimum of 100 push-ups so he's pumped up when play resumes #Shmedium

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

Just charted on the course and wouldn't you know it, guess who has white pants on! #TrendSetterProblems #💩 #MTD

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

When an MTD is challenged to do the "Ice Bucket Challenge" he will intentionally miss his head so as to NOT mess up his hair gel #TourVisor

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

An #MTD always wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small in order to show off his so called #Guns #Schmedium

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

So sick of having to "club down" need to cut back on my getting swole sessions in the gym #Jacked #HulkAMania #CurlsForTheGirls #HUGE

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

No idea why I wasn't invited to this "59" show on Golf Channel. Maybe it's because my career low is 58.

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

Gonna have to start aiming away from the flag. Too many "rica shays" into the rough #Sniper

[Devon Kastler @DevonKastler]

“@MiniTourDouche: Spent an hour working on my club twirl in front of the mirror today. #perfection” -sounds like a @JT_Thomas719 move to me

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

Spent an hour working on my club twirl in front of the mirror today. #perfection

[MTD @MiniTourDouche]

So sick of my caddy giving me wrong reads! #BubbaAndIHaveTheWorstCaddiesOfAllTime #CameraWentOffInMyBackswing