Alec Van Wormer

[Alec Van Wormer @MiniVanWormer]

I did it

[Alec Van Wormer @MiniVanWormer]

2018 resolution: pet more doggos

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

The Supreme Court won’t force you to wear a mask in a pandemic — but it’ll force you to bear a child.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Let's be clear, wealthy women will always have access to whatever doctors, medicines and procedures that they want. Ending Roe is an attack on the autonomy of poor and working class women.

[Alec Van Wormer @MiniVanWormer]

@PopCrave @CiaraVanWormer

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Man. We are Scott’s Tots. 😔😔😔

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Me after staring at the wall for 4 hours: sucks how I don’t have time for anything

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

we stan an undiagnosed adhd queen

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Who wants to go to qatar any ways. Slave labor and human rights issues- all in all its good were essentally boycotting it. Proud of US soccer

[Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora]

Welp, on the bright side we host the World Cup in 2026 so they gotta let us into that one.

[Treasure Tails @TailsTreasure]

He has a new friend to help tire him out

[Treasure Tails @TailsTreasure]

'When the butt is twitchin' don't stop scritchin''

[Heather Gardner @heathergtv]

The Gulf of Mexico now too?

Humanity really is leaving no stone unturned during our journey to set the planet on fire…

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Get over it @Olympics.

Smoking dope ain’t making her faster than every other woman on earth.. her drive, work ethic, and swag do all that.

If she wants to hit a cone or a gas mask, legally, to make her body feel better or her life happier… LET HER LIVE.

#FreeShacarri

[druwop. @inmanparklegend]

no way the Olympic committee should be suspending ppl for weed in 2021 bro. they should actually honor the fact that she was dusting folks w runtz in her lungs

[Alec Van Wormer @MiniVanWormer]

@finestneyo @rollerskatesss @CiaraVanWormer

[Yubo @yubo_app]

Me seeing my friend after the pandemic 🫂

[julio iii @x_julio_95]

The Official Pentagon UFO Report :

[Waiting To Oxtail @CoreyPTownsend]

If they can learn to pronounce Beethoven, and Aristotle, then they can learn to pronounce Sha’Carri