Minkaro

If I ever make a good joke, please know that it was an accident. He/Him #MUFC #Film #Music #Wrestling Insta: AJPXIV

[Minkaro @Minkaro]

Watch me attempt to video game every Monday on https://t.co/z8w4HPKL2G (and watch them every day, obviously)

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@jessicatee84 @itsettch @man__George @PaulTassi I actually rented it, so tbf I’m bound to be more forgiving. I had a few crashes, and a couple of floating mobile phones/guns, but that was it. Maybe I got lucky.

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“About fucking time” says my dad about the fifth (5) goal from England tonight. Watching football with this man could drive someone to suicide.

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Honestly think San Marino are being so rude here. How dare they show up to play football? Don’t they know Lee Dixon had plans tonight?

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Aww, Jessica Walter has died. Tremendous in both Arrested Development and Archer. RIP :(

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I hope Edge calls for a DQ, and the timekeeper just goes "YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE JACKIE WEAVER"

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There must be an entire section of Wrestlecrap dedicated to The Fiend at this point.

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This entire feud feels like WWE hired the writer of that Harry Potter fanfic My Immortal, and just let them go wild on Randy Orton and Alexa Bliss.

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Why is the top comment on every Facebook page post now some other random verified page that I’ve never heard of?

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The song on the peloton advert is atrocious. Thank god it’s a short advert.

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Is this a cat or a second rate genie?

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@KayfabeNews I find that joke a little...corny.

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The fact that I've seen The Young Bucks vs. Homicide & Okada

And it was a 4 minute match filmed for TNA Xplosion

[Minkaro @Minkaro]

@vraji The highlight for me is “excuse me I am off*nded, you tweet about r*lationships between ch*racters”

Then

“FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DROWN” like I’m sensing some odd censorship priorities here.

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@ToBeMiro I think it would be fun if you started bringing a barbed wire tennis racket to the ring. Certainly wouldn’t upset any out of touch racists online 😇

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I’m trying to enjoy The Voice, but Anne Marie makes it very difficult. Probably the worst judge they’ve had.

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I take back everything bad I might have said about Miro.

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Skee Lo: I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

Skee Lo's friend: Dude, fucking selfish, now I don't get any.

[Minkaro @Minkaro]

Narrator: they did not step it up a gear.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Time to step it up a gear! ⚙️

🔴 #MUFC
🏆 #UEL

[Minkaro @Minkaro]

Television has peaked.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

i want this to be the first thing aliens see of us