Michael Patterson

sausage ragu enthusiast and is known as Chris

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

It’s crazy to think in the prime pandemic era when we were 15th in Jan and needed a #10 we loaned in Odegaard and that guy became the first captain in the Emirates era to win us the league. Like could you imagine that in Jan 2021…

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

And to think Eberechi Eze could've been fighting relegation with Spurs rather than lifting the Premier League trophy with Arsenal.

What a missed opportunity.

[7 on the shirt @7ontheshirt]

You will. It’s all you talk about.

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal this season currently have the highest win percentage in all competitions of any previous Gunners side in the Premier League era.

The Invincibles ended with a 64% win percentage in 2003/04.

Arsenal in 2025/26 are currently on a 76% win rate.

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

We spent £200m on 3 strikers while turning our actual best striker into a backup LW who is forced to do touchline shifts.

[Michael Patterson @Minkel94]

We must have the worst conversion rate in the league 😩

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Fucking hell man.

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Fucking hell man.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

🚨 Noni “ I dont really like anyone telling me I cant do something. This is for my team mates and staff”

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

AFC | The best midfielder in the world.

[🇳🇴 kimmoFC @kimmoFC]

🔍Calafiori - Low block destroyer🔎
His 2nd half performance vs Sunderland.
I haven't heard much complaining about our LHS this season. Calafiori's movement has been the key to breaking down low blocks���🔑
Great chemistry with Trossard.
@LiveTagPro
https://t.co/jBeRypVKAT

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

Twitter in 2025 is not knowing whether this refers to Spurs or the state of the UK

[Gunners @Gunnersc0m]

Painful.

[Michael Patterson @Minkel94]

@TheBlackout @youmeatsix @kighofficial @GavinTBO @snozisawesome @SeanSmithSucks @Bobgotbored I went to this, the regal in Oxford! Amazing gig

[Gunners @Gunnersc0m]

Thierry Henry: "Ødegaard used to run the show, he doesn't run the show anymore." [@SkySportsPL]

[The Different Knock 🏆 @DiffKnock]

Hahahaha.

“I know I shagged your wife, but the way you spoke to me when you found out wasn’t acceptable”

[Matt Scott @Matt5cott]

Forty. Five. Yards.

“It’s a clear red card.”

Do you know what? Fuck off.
🔴⚪️

[Michael Patterson @Minkel94]

@ZRAFC Why not mbeumo? Would be ideal in my opinion

[Troy Osinoff 🕺 @yo]

I've failed more times than I can count.

And after every failure I do the same thing my mom taught me when I was a kid...

1) Treat failure as a lesson

Most people try to immediately jump onto the next thing instead of
digging into why you failed and what you can learn from it

I've done deep post-mortems every time I fail and I always find valuable learnings to apply to my next business (+ my broader life)

2) Use it as fuel

Remember how you felt when you failed and use it as motivation to make sure you don't end up there again. I know it might sound woo woo but trust me it works.

3) Maintain your reputation & relationships

A reputation takes decades to build and seconds to destroy. Don't throw it out with the bathwater just because of one failure. Control your emotions, be honest, and take accountability.

How you carry yourself during tough times says a lot about who you are, so always do right by your co-founders, investors, and employees.

You'd be shocked at how far being a good person can take you.

Bottomline: Once you get comfortable with failure, everything becomes easier.