Kings

2016-2017 Minto Adult Hockey League Div11 Champions!

[Kings @MintoKings]

Welcome to Minto Kings hockey! Home of fast paced, edge of your seat hockey action.

[Kings @MintoKings]

It’s been a while since I’ve tweeted, but I wanted to express outrage that the Sens stole my move.

You will be hearing from my lawyers Artem Zub…

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Experience Ottawa Senators Hockey

[Kings @MintoKings]

If our team did this we wouldn’t need pucks for warmups…

[Jack Han @JhanHky]

Harpur shared a funny story when we were both with the Marlies.

Back in his OTT days, he stays on after morning skate to work on stickhandling. Suddenly one of the coaches runs out and yells for him to "get the f- off the ice," since they didnt want him touching the puck ever.

[Kings @MintoKings]

Okay team, know we know. Next time Rob is “Hoffside” try to wait to touch the puck until he finally gets to the line.

[For The Win @ForTheWin]

An obscure offside rule saved a Cale Makar goal but confused NHL fans.

https://t.co/6YnkKMcT4X

[Kings @MintoKings]

I believe we call this the “Chatelaine”

[Justin Bourne @jtbourne]

Do you believe that there’s a type of player who thrives in pressure off, their team is way up, blowout scenarios?
I ask because I do. Played with guys that came to absolute life when our team went up by three or four. Got that scent of point night and played way hungrier.

[Kings @MintoKings]

Eagerly awaiting the follow-up report that Eugene’s superyacht cheque bounced.

[CBC Sports @cbcsports]

'Violent' vomiting and 'odorous' captain allegedly ruined luxury cruise for Eugene Melnyk and girlfriend https://t.co/7541hNyj8R

[Kings @MintoKings]

On a side note, men’s leagues take note - the Kings are free agents! Please submit your best offers for us to join your league. We will bring excitement and energy to your very lowest tier!

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Still need to research case law on squatter’s rights and grandfather clauses, but I’m pretty sure whatever they build there the Kings will be allowed to show up weekly to eat nachos and wings. https://t.co/rpKCZ8ilMR

[Kings @MintoKings]

Me every mid-shift face off.

[Christopher Ryan 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇮🇱 @FFChristopherRy]

#GaspingForAir He is not well.

[Kings @MintoKings]

Players, please bring a pair of metal tongs to the post game to be used for taking wings off the plates. @Smith_r_s has offered to steal some Bunsen burners and rubbing alcohol from work to help sanitize the tongs.

[Kings @MintoKings]

Playoff game tweet!

After much discussion, the Kings have made the difficult decision to ask all of our fans not to attend tonight’s Div 9, 11pm playoff game. The safety of our fans will always come first.

[Kings @MintoKings]

Today’s game day tweet arrives with a note of fear, as there are only four confirmed skaters for the night. If your playing, feel free to bring a spare!

Go Kings!!

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New year, new tier, new game day tweet!

The Kings are returning after a holiday break where we each adhered to our strict training regimen. We are all expecting big things!

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Game day tweet!! Like a naive kid getting ready to move to the big city, the Kings are getting ready to play our final Div 10 game before moving to the big show - Div 9. Given the festiveness of the season, looking for a good showing at Blade’s tonight!

[Kings @MintoKings]

When you’re living it up in first place and then discover they can still move you up a division.

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Game day tweet! It’s wing night, and the Kings are short handed for the post-game, as @Smith_r_s, our clean-up eater is sitting this one out. With @PJOttawaIFA also MIA, this is going to be a tough one for the digesting organs...

[Kings @MintoKings]

First place Kings? First place Kings!

I have no idea what the Friday special is at Blades, but with a short bench and the @FlyingTuques gunning for us that will have to wait. Let’s go to work...

[Kings @MintoKings]

Post game say tweet (consistency). Big win for the team, despite missing big John on D. Strangely, it was also our first penalty free game of the season. Enjoy the free appetizer boys!

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Game say tweet! The Kings are coming in hot after a big win, and throwing caution to the wind by having no idea how many skaters we have. Should be exciting!

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Big 4-1 win for the Kings tonight. Both members of the dynamic duo lit up the scoresheet, Brennan with goals and Rob “c-cut” Hough willing is to victory through timely penalties. Way to go everybody!!

[Kings @MintoKings]

Who will score first? Should be very exciting.

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Game day tweet! It’s A special night tonight as a dynamic duo return!

First, Brennan is back to see if he can retake the team scoring lead in one game. Not to be outdone, #hoffside is back off the DL tonight, and is also coincidentally looking for his first point!