Melissa G. Shepherd

I make cartoons.

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

Sneetches get steetches

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

To whomever timed the traffic lights at the intersection of Riverside/Camarillo/Tujunga: Drive over there with a screaming baby in your car and think about the choices you made.

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

One of my goals in life is to be the strange old hermit woman all the neighborhood kids believe is a witch.

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

Everyone keeps texting me about ducking ducks and now I’m worried about what all these poor ducks are so afraid of.

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

In case you needed the final milk to cookie ratio results:

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

Would you rather have too much milk or too much cookie?

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

One of my favorite things my son says is “willn’t” instead of “won’t,” and I willn’t correct him.

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

Would you rather have too much milk or too much cookie?

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

RIP Vin Scully and Pat Carroll. Two of my heroes who helped shape my love of art through voice.

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

It was a Ten Of Swords kind of day.

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

Today is a dark day for American history. It’s the day America says, “We openly admit we still do not care about women or children.” #RoeVsWade

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

Found some feelings in the pantry and nobody else was gonna eat them so

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

@chatbooks The quality of your books has gotten even better over the last few years. I am so impressed with your company and absolutely cherish every book we order. 🙏 💗

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

Review of our EP! https://t.co/MD7S3fxYNu

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

@JoshuaMclane SAME.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Ban assault rifles, not books.

Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies.

Protect kids, not lobbyists.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Guns are banned at the NRA convention in Texas this weekend when Trump speaks. Let that sink in.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Across the country, parents are putting their children to bed, reading stories, singing lullabies—and in the back of their minds, they’re worried about what might happen tomorrow after they drop their kids off at school, or take them to a grocery store or any other public space.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

14 children and a teacher dead.

Another shooting. And the GOP won’t do a damn thing about it.

Who the hell are we if we cannot keep our kids safe.

This is preventable. Our inaction is a choice.

We need nationwide, comprehensive, commonsense gun safety NOW.

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

The #Uvalde shooting has me totally shaken. Kids may grow up differently than we did, but SCHOOL SHOOTINGS being NORMAL is unacceptable. Parents fearing kids’ safety in school is inexcusable. #2ndAmendment was written in another era. Our time is now. We need to #EndGunViolence.

[Melissa G. Shepherd @MintyShepherd]

Happy 19th Anniversary, Los Angeles! Now officially the longest place I’ve ever lived. Our relationship is finally old enough to practice magic outside of Hogwarts.