Mirmaid

only dead fish go with the flow

[ify 🐆 @sayosule]

Men are finer in real life than in pictures.

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

Tampa International Airport (TPA) is the best airport in the country

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

Inexcusable!!! #antoniobrown

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

fall is the best season i don’t make the rules

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Asking me anything about myself before 2018 is a HIPAA violation

[Mirmaid @Mir_Powell]

@jocellynlugo Boston is beautiful in September and I can give you a legit itinerary 😌

[Mirmaid @Mir_Powell]

@BBarrington16 Spot on

[Mirmaid @Mir_Powell]

@McKenzieRaeM @tylernicolle

[Mirmaid @Mir_Powell]

@_k3ls0 @McKenzieRaeM Delta all the way, they have been great dealing with everything. 1000% don’t do American they will pack you in like sardines and you’ll feel uncomfortable the whole time.

[gen ⍤ @genmnz]

lets normalize not calling women crazy when they react to disrespect

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

crossbreed every type of dog until all you’re left with is an everything beagle

[Archie Henderson @archiehench]

[inside washing machine]

duvet cover: climb in my brothers

every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

[Mirmaid @Mir_Powell]

@Jennymorris14 @casshole1129 My titties ran off when 2020 hit

[Mirmaid @Mir_Powell]

@McKenzieRaeM Yeah mine took 11 days

[Mirmaid @Mir_Powell]

@seuzapooloza 🧂

[mars❁ @nasacertified]

they don’t like the stringy bits on bananas either!!!! i don’t know what i’m going to do with this info yet but it makes me happy to know.

[Mirmaid @Mir_Powell]

@mackann__ This is hilarious