@dadmann_walking Real question though, does he know how? I realized my 17 year old niece did not know how and felt, a little, bad about laughing at her. Another "fun" event was her trying to use an old school can opener for the first time.
@hardwarehank58@midwestern_ope@tonyhawktruther I was going to the Nebraska State Fair and detoured first down to Hastings to go to the Kool-Aid Museum (technically The Hastings Museum). It was a spectacular day!
@jimmyfallon "Something messed up computer is all messed up. I accidentally clicked on the link 17 times"
Jimmy, it was a porn site.
#DadQuotes ...I wish I could unhear.
@ddale8 I just saw a video of an Italian man talking about, "we have always seen it in movies and finally we saw it in real life: the legendary gallon of milk.", and he pulls a gallon of milk out of the grocery store case. I am dying
@FootyShirtSean I also heard a team is trying to move their training facility because of venomous snakes to the side of the pitch? Listen, is it true? I have no idea. Do I think, after hearing everything else, it could be true? Yes. Yes, I do.
@dadmann_walking As well as the follow up of cooking, serving and then the clean up after. I made the damn dinner so why am I so surprised how many dishes I have to clean.