Mirah Beaton

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[Mirah Beaton @MirahStultz]

#BellLetsTalk about how sometimes the happiest ones are struggling the most, and before you know it, they’re gone.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Guitar center should also sell rocks that are small enough to not break a window but big enough to get her attention

[charlie @chunkbardey]

anyone who’s ever successfully fallen asleep is a genius and deserves a beautiful award

[Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit]

ME: *takes communion wafer* thank you father

PRIEST: did you just put a little pepperoni on that

[Mirah Beaton @MirahStultz]

Holy shit guys. You can finally change your Snapchat username from whatever embarrassing name you made when you were 13

[Sean Bair Flannery @sean_m_flannery]

An under-discussed effect of COVID is how we kind of lost casual friends. The incidental buddies you ran into at a BBQ, holiday party or softball game- just rapture-like disappeared. Now everyone you talk to is either coworker or 1 of the 5 most important people you've ever known

[elon musk is my father @kariassad]

Am I depressed or is laying down fucking awesome

[Thuba @2ba123]

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

[alyssa @alyssaraetho]

choose your fighter

[Shak @Shakhiboy]

Having friends with fast cars is cool until they gap you so hard it makes you wanna cry lmaoo

[ɢᴇᴄᴏʀɪᴏᴜꜱ. @Gecorious_]

ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief

[nic @nicsw0rld]

have y’all ever heard anyone say it’s “just one bad doctor”???? naw. they lose their licenses, they get sued, they get thrown in JAIL for medical malpractice. why? bc there’s no room for mistakes or error in a profession that you swear to protect and help the people, PERIOD

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

i love when the moon comes out and the sun hasn’t set yet like .... they’re hanging out (:

[taylor @famouslytaylor]

every time i see COVID-19 written out i read it to the tune of “come on eileen.” if i have to bear this burden so do all of you

[Bryan Shepherd @bshep17]

Breaking news: due to the corona virus , our Monday night hockey from 9-10 will not be allowing spectators. So those 3 guys who watch for 5 min before their game in the other rink will have to find something else to do. Not taking any risks.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

No one:

Me during turkey huntin season:

[Classified @classified]

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