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Momma to Luca Maxwell.

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

@kae_brooke And then after he gets the paper off he starts breaking them in half. I get thicker crayons and still he does it. Drives me crazy also. Lol

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

@kae_brooke Literally same. 🙃🙃🙃

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To The Extraordinary Men and Women of the United States Military:

[𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚜⋆˚𖤓˖° @yergirlheidi]

People will jump to buy a hoodie with Kylie Jenner’s face in the fucking Teletubby sun but won’t support their friends with their small businesses & expect free shit? Society is so backwards and fucked upppppp

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

@_mollsss @euphoricbrit Mine got so high i just started a new email. Swore I would never let it get that bad again.... but here we are. 😂💀

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

Lol @ myself pinning pictures of whole ass houses I want when I can’t even afford the pillow in the picture

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

Yesterday Sam and I were driving to dinner & this was our conversation..
Sam: you know what I want for Father’s Day?
Me: sex
Sam: to mace you

Ok....... ☺️😭

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

@BekahMcIe Fake news

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

He is too cute to handle. 🥰

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

Can’t believe how trash this season of GOT was 😭🥴

[Beks @BekahMcIe]

Instagram feed: baby, baby, baby, thotty selfie mad filtered, dog, baby, baby, ad for something I don’t need but will probably buy, famous people I’m ashamed I follow but can’t stop, baby, baby, food, baby, dog, gym selfie, baby, memes on memes, more babies.

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

If you wanna find out how many real friends you have.... have a baby, get married and move to a different state within a 12 month span...... 😅😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

@kayyydawson @BekahMcIe I’m starting to think they don’t even actually pick a winner because one of us should have been picked by now....

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

Will I ever stop tagging @BekahMcIe & @kayyydawson in things to TRY and win free stuff.... umm the answer is when I win something. Aka never 🤷🏽‍♀️

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

@BekahMcIe It was probably mine.. sorry fam

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

Woke up this morning instantly wondering if my husband wanted a divorce........ that is how drunk I was last night 🤦🏽‍♀️

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

@kayyydawson @BekahMcIe And I will praise y’all when I win bye

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

@kayleabrannon I aspire to live half the life willow lives 💘👑

[miranda @MirandaAnatra]

I can’t stand seeing girls talk shit about a situation they’ve been in....... like yooo that was you two years ago and we all let you be... so let a girl learn and sit down sister ✋🏼