Mir

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@TessaKay14 It’s all that dad wisdom he’s got now

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitKnee_17 I’ll bring the yams

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitKnee_17 I figured our colonoscopies would’ve cleaned that shit out. Otherwise I’m tempted to do it

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitKnee_17 You’re fine. Only 70 people saw it

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitKnee_17 Glad I could enlighten you

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@NickiDempster Just wait. You’ll get “how’s married life?” And when you say good they’ll tell you “not for long!”

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

My best friend is a 62 year old man and I’m not exaggerating when I say I worry about losing him every damn day

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitneyBoysen Lauren is just getting into plants now too… should we make a plant group chat?

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitneyBoysen He has step daddy Mir

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitneyBoysen You don’t like the “lemon” flavor?

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitneyBoysen I have an ingrown toenail right now if you wanna come take care of that instead?

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

Bartending in a small town is wild. I’ve been tipped more garden vegetables than I can count. In the last month I’ve gotten cartons of fresh eggs, cheese, meat sticks and lots of candy.

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

Trying to convince Russell that $800 in Justin Bieber tickets is absolutely acceptable

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitneyBoysen Yuck.

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitneyBoysen How bad?

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@WhitneyBoysen Damn dude…..

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@shelbyeip They’re either clueless or knowingly lying. 🤣

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

I feel like preaching a healthy lifestyle and then tanning in a bed and saying you don’t wear sunscreen is contradicting. I was 23 and had 5 spots removed that were cancerous. Wear your damn sunscreen people.

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@BuschBeer #buschfishing #Sweepstakes

[Mir @MirandaEipperle]

@NathyFranco97 @WhitneyBoysen @moho_1985 but daddy vladdy 🥺