Mir

obsessed with puns and Jesus

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

@abbiegrube I’ll buy you a McDonald’s coke any day babe

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

This is literally the plot of Bring It On

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

@Emhussing11 I just feel like we’ve moved beyond this as women or I would hope we have 😭

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

This season of the bachelor reminds me of the all the pretty girls in high school that were overt bullies but nobody cared

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

I’ve aged ten years since becoming a nurse 7 months ago

[RK @rkkaaay]

These pictures hold so much sadness

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

Do you think I could get tinder to sponsor my wedding since I’m marrying the first and only guy I went on a date with from the site or nah?

[Javi C. @JaviCardenas15]

You know how many people died to prevent that flag from ever being in that building.

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

Spending New Year’s Eve with my fiancé playing board games and sipping champagne... couldn’t ask for anything better ❤️

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

Normalize cancelling plans when mentally you need some time to yourself

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

Yesterday we went go karting and I am so short that I needed a booster seat to reach the peddles 😭😭

[𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚐 @gmoney6701]

are you tryna kick ass in cornhole and get drunk at family functions or not

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

@AnnieHornyak You’re my Blair

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

@caitlynsjoness Buy yourself more

[💕💕💕 @TheeAnimeGuru_]

This so much better than that video with the gma letting the kid go crazy

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

My problem?? Whenever I’m having a bad day I just watch a Christmas movie to solve my problems

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

@KacStern He’s pretty sweet 😌

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

I haven’t been feeling well this week so Zach drove to a Target that had the exact Christmas tree I wanted and brought it home to me to cheer me up ❤️ I don’t deserve this man

[Mir @MirandaHenneman]

@HillChadnbuffy I know 😭❤️