Miranda Bentley

You know. Livin' the Dream. #CatsRLyf

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

Social media is no longer fun. I think I’m just gonna put an end to an era and delete this thing.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

It’s 1:30 and I’m watching Bryson put stickers all over the couch because, screw it. I’m eating and watching twilight.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

It sucks being a good mom and loving your kids because then you’re constantly missing your little buddies.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

When people who I haven’t seen in a while ask how my son is and I have to pause and inform them I’ve produced more mini me’s >

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

My mom: “did you get pictures of their Easter baskets!?”
Me: “No?”
My mom: “did you get pictures of them opening them?”
Me: “No?”
Apparently to be a good mom, you must take pictures of holidays. I’m currently 0/all of them

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I’m so tired, this nap time is gonna be the death of me. I’m on the verge of passing out

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

Love how much job changes the rules without anybody knowing and then gets upset when we didn’t know about it.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

I’m at such an awkward age for buying new clothes. The new trends are too young for me but I’m not quite ready to start dressing like I’m 50 yet either.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

I went back to work today and I think those kids sucked all of my happiness out because I’m laying here just drained

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My MIL called my husband and said “are you babysitting?” And I screamed “you mean being a parent?!” If anything it’s called surviving 😅

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

Just because you shared a post and wrote “amen” doesn’t mean you’re automatically a good person

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My kids are the poster children for Walmart and Burt’s bees clothes.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

Nobody tells you how co-defendant you become to the tiny humans you make.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

Willis got me a super big blanket for Christmas and although I love it.. kids don’t. It lasted less than 24 hours.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

In case anybody is wondering who actually watches those shows of just a fire burning..it’s my husband. And yeah, it’s boring as hell.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

Someone out there, some kid is finding out that Santa isn’t real and he’s hating his parents for lying to him.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

The point of putting bars on cribs is to kids inside. My kid took that as a challenge and now is a pro climber

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

Get me out of this house 🙄
As soon as it hits 40 degrees today, I’m running to the closest park.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

Willis: Miranda where’s my shoes?
“In the laundry room”
Willis: No they’re not. I looked everywhere
“Look again”
Willis: They’re not there I- okay I found them. I looked again.

[Miranda Bentley @Mirandolf]

The movie “Christmas with the Kranks” is kinda stupid. No way would I cancel my cruise plans and hurry and set up Christmas decorations in a day because my kid decided to change plans and come home.