Dagon

Boomer humor

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

You know what? Fuck this shit im out

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

I won

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

Having a fight with my mirror rn

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

Cock joke

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

Since godzilla's atomic breath can pierce into the hollow earth and the hollow earth has that gravitational thingy, if godzilla can go inti the hollow earth then he could fly with his atomic breath and do the dropkicks he does in the showa era. Wake up people

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

@flamthepog You are not pog, you are cringe ass nae nae baby

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

Fought a bird with horns today, felling good

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

@AiSanctus Only on mondays and wednesdays

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

@AiSanctus It tastes like cookie dough

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

Just tasted cookie dough ice cream. It slaps.

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

This is a threat.

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

Horni

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

Lmaooo i took over mire gojis account

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

My nipple-pussy is aching
Cum fooler
Semen drooler
Forbidden cum-spice
Your shit-box looks nice!
Life is a cage, and death is the key
All your cum are belong to me
Normalize crying over spilt cum
Making cum-angels with my son
I fucked a fairy in half

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

A cum smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the cum chalice
Fuck everyone named Alex
David Hayter
Cum Crusador
The Holy Cum Wars
Razor-blade Masturbator
Margret Thatcher
The Cum Snatcher
Father drowned
Going down on the cum clown
Prolapse pounding
Toothpick sounding
Cum baking

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

Vape cum from my bum til I die
Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class
Sacred cum blade
A fuckling crusade
Fatal cum--theft
Give me cum or give me death
Elon's Musk
Jesus Crust
Stealing donations from the Cum-Czar's trust

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

Father of lies
Cum in disguise
Your cum won't last
There's a snake in my ass
The cum-fathers secret stash
Cum-stomp me flat
I'm going to fuck your dad
Cumming high into the morning sky

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

@the_phane Indeed

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

A foolish man complains about a hole in his pocket.
A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

[Dagon @MireGoji3]

Have yall ever feel like a piece of stretched out skin in the sun? With your care taker giving you moisture from time to time