Goddamn My Hip Hurts.

I got demons in my head and they don't fight fair //
Stuck inside the clutches of a nightmare

She/Her.

[Goddamn My Hip Hurts. @MiscellaneousRz]

Fuck this place.

[Goddamn My Hip Hurts. @MiscellaneousRz]

...Did y'all know that frog spit is a non-Newtonian Fluid?

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Me whenever Elon tweets about the woke mind virus

[Miracle Of Sound @miracleofsound]

I love it when videogames allow me to live out my wildest, most far-fetched fantasies

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Dune: Part Two’ To Pick Up Right Where Viewers Fell Asleep During First One https://t.co/Un9B1VdnGO

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again

[Goddamn My Hip Hurts. @MiscellaneousRz]

Lol imagine knowing that Sir Ian McKellen thinks you're a fucking tool.

[Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen]

Despite the implication when you click the blue badge that has mysteriously re-appeared beside my name, I am not paying for the "honour".

[Goddamn My Hip Hurts. @MiscellaneousRz]

@ohdangthatswild Leo Sun not being in the yellow family is blowing my mind, haha

[Goddamn My Hip Hurts. @MiscellaneousRz]

I actually kinda dig it ✨✨

[New Wojack City @deusexmoniker]

The first robot they forced to be a cop yeeted himself within minutes and I'll never forget that

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Delays Exit From Burning House To Avoid Small Talk With Neighbors https://t.co/yicx8rqdTV