Mallory

A bright-eyed & bushy-tailed digital media freelancer, content creator, NYU alum, MILF & Idiot Savant. i ❤️ pop-culture, DIY, & thrifting

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Larry David has a new 7 episode sketch comedy coming to HBO called Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness. I’m a fan of Larry David’s work, especially Curb. I’ve always appreciated how Larry never takes himself, or life, too seriously. I’ll likely tune in.

[ye @yewestlover_912]

happy birthday @kanyewest

[Scott Nover @ScottNover]

New: The Washington Post reconstructed journalist Amal Khalil’s final hours in Lebanon found that Israel’s military denied rescuers access to her during a key period when she was still alive.

w/ @suzanHaidamous, @mmkelly22, and @MohamdEch

https://t.co/ar48t6g4ei

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

On this date in 1975, one of the hardest golf photos ever.

Chi Chi Rodriguez and his caddie, Carl Howard, at the 1975 Masters 🔥

[Dick McFadden @Dickmcfadden69]

Me blacked out at a wedding absolutely butchering the Macarena

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

HAPPY EASTER! He has driven 🙏

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I know that was the the most embarrassing moment his life 😭

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today:

[Brian Kirschner @BrianKirschner_]

Absolutely hilarious reaction from the greatest golfer of all time

[Mallory @MischievousMal]

@jdnoc @resellbot_ I tried a trial version of this, cancelled within the 7 day time period, and got charged $149. Have written to you numerous times and haven’t heard a word back. SUPER dissapointed

[Tiger Tracker @OGTigerTracker]

So you’re telling me there’s a chance. Yeah! 👀🐅

[AKW @allkanyewest]

that feeling when you listen to Kanye on shuffle and it’s banger after banger.

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

Their team chemistry is terrifying.

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

This video belongs in a museum

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Today in 2016, Kanye West premiered ‘The Life Of Pablo’ at Madison Square Garden 🙌

[Whatnot @Whatnot]

@MrBeast is going live on Whatnot for his biggest stream ever. This Sunday, February 8, he’s giving away over $1M in the rarest of the rare. Think Birkins, a Bob Ross painting, a Lamborghini, a jet ski, and over $100k in cash monies.

The best part? Getting in is easy. Just tune into the stream, enter the giveaways, and cross your fingers. Bookmark the stream right here: https://t.co/ZouwIxQoRg

[Guillaume Huin @HuinGuillaume]

"Lil McDonald's" is a new Happy Meal collection of 21 exclusive toys representing the McDonald's universe, from the drive-thru to our ordering kiosks, now available in the US.

It's as iconic as it is adorable. A dream for collectors.

[OKC THUNDER @okcthunder]

THAT'S OUR MVP 🏆

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN