Misery

Just a crazy bitch from the south that posts whatever I want.Follow me,I'll follow you.That's how I roll.

I'm married. Don't send me pathetic pics of your dick

[Misery @Miseryteb]

@CiBabs So there are websites that will give you home addresses, phone numbers, etc. If he has your legal name, some of the searches are free. You can go to the sites and opt to have your info removed. Here's one example
https://t.co/5lFy8EPBH1

[Misery @Miseryteb]

@fleetwoodmac got me like...
She sleeps best with @StevieNicks
#classicrock #startingthemoutright #maybethisonewontlikeboybands #latelifebaby #quarantinebaby #ilovethesemoments #beautifulgirl

[Misery @Miseryteb]

@GrantRandom, if the guy in Florida was naked, and they found a pipe on him... Where was the pipe? 🤔🤔
#buttholesmuggles
#dookietunnelconvosbefore7am
#hestillisntasimpressiveasthenakedguyincharlestonsc

[Misery @Miseryteb]

That moment you feel like Kent from #realgenius
When @valkilmer and @GabrielJarret program the laser through Dr Hathoway's house.
#80smovies

[Misery @Miseryteb]

When you're almost 40 but you still have hopes 🤣

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

Yes, I am giving away a set of Goosebumps Books 1-12 with the original covers. SO MANY responses I've decided to give away THREE sets instead of one. Easy to win. Just retweet this tweet. Winners picked at random. @RL_Stine

[Misery @Miseryteb]

Was pretty disappointed @ICENINEKILLS IT is the end wasn't in IT Chapter 2.
#ITChapter2 #ITChapterTwo #iceninekillswrotetheperfectsongforthesoundtrackandyallfuckedup
#YouHadOneJob #nobrainer

[Misery @Miseryteb]

@IvankaRogue We are already starting here in SC with them 🤣

[Misery @Miseryteb]

#SouthCarolina #southernstates #Dorian2019 #JimCantore #scstrong
#idontthinkitsevengonnahitusbutwtfdoiknow

[Misery @Miseryteb]

@s8n And he just saw my battery died at the wrong time.

[Misery @Miseryteb]

I can't even imagine what level of pissed @GrantRandom was.

https://t.co/O08h1lCe23

#thatsjustfuckedup
#iknewitwasbullshitwhenmydadtoldmeyesterday

[Misery @Miseryteb]

*bent.

Fail.

[Misery @Miseryteb]

So my 63 year old dad just rediscovered @Tool and he was playing a live video of #Sober & my 11 yr old asks, "Is he ok? Why is he been over like that?" 😂🤣😂🤣🤦🤦

#hardrockfamily #tool
@SXMOctane

[Misery @Miseryteb]

New York is next @GrantRandom.
Practice those cat like reflexes.

https://t.co/sdXtusiEC0

[Misery @Miseryteb]

@emtp6738 @hindermusic @SXMOctane @CollectiveSoul Okay, so I'm not the only one.

[Misery @Miseryteb]

I can't help it.....I heard @hindermusic song #Halo on @SXMOctane and it reminds me of @CollectiveSoul #Shine. Similar riffs and style.

#musicalwayscomefullcircle
#orisitjustme #istilldigit
#octane

[Misery @Miseryteb]

Asked my 11 yr old, if you could go anywhere, where would you go? Kiddo said, "I'll give you a hint....Du hast mich."

@SXMTurbo @RammsteinNL
#parentingwin #HardRockFamilyLive #Rammstein #duhastmich

[Misery @Miseryteb]

@RadioMadison yesterday you were talking about being a prude with the youngin.... I have the filthiest mouth ever but my child has never heard it.

The Sling commercial kills me. My kid keeps asking me what it means.

#prude
#pottymouth

[Misery @Miseryteb]

Tell me your story.

#men #horny #sex #onlinedating

[Misery @Miseryteb]

Ever sent a dick pic without being asked for it?On Tinder,Kik etc to try & get nudes from strange women?

I need 10 guys willing to anonymously tell me their story... Why they do it,what the typical reaction is,their expectations vs what actually happens.

#DickPicConfessional

[Misery @Miseryteb]

Ever sent a dick pic without being asked for it?On Tinder,Kik etc to try & get nudes from strange women?

I need 10 guys willing to anonymously tell me their story... Why they do it,what the typical reaction is,their expectations vs what actually happens.

#DickPicConfessional

[Misery @Miseryteb]

What if Hal Jordan and #wadewilson are identical twins that were separated at birth and he had to play both of their parts in a movie? Ryan would be the superhero version of Lindsay Lohan.

#greenlantern #deadpool #RyanReynolds #LINDSAYLOHAN