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[Mishizzle @Mishizzle1]

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[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

When convicted felon, accused paedophile, fascist invites you to play golf with him, a morally correct man tells him to gfy.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Here’s a thread of MAGA accounts getting exposed for being outside of the United States… starting here. EUROPE!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Quiet, piggy.

[Captain j @Captainj310]

Bubba Trump

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Bad night for racists, misogynists, and people who hate diversity.

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

I am actually bummed I don’t get to vote for Mamdani. I have Mamdani FOMO. This sucks.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY COW: Jennifer Siebel Newsom just DESTROYED Donald Trump:

“I will not raise my children to think Donald Trump is an acceptable American leader. He’s a con artist, a predator, a malignant narcissist. And the worst president in our nation’s history”

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DR. DOLITTLE CLAIMS DONNY'S CARDIAC AGE IS 14 YOUNGER THAN HIS REAL AGE. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, A LEADING DOCTOR IN EVERY FIELD, DISAGREES. HERE'S THE REAL AGE: +3 YEARS PER CANKLE. +5 YEARS FOR INABILITY TO USE TOILET. +9 YEARS FOR BEING A CHILD YET SENILE. +11 YEARS FOR DROOPYTITIS OF THE BOSOM. +15 YEARS FOR GENITAL NECK WARTS. (GENECKTELIA.) IN SUMMARY DONALD'S REAL AGE IS 125 YEARS. (OLD AND SAD) THANK YOU. -- GCN, MD. PHD.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

You think an immigrant at the ER is stealing your money?

Not the billionaires with 5 homes, 3 yachts, 2 private jets, and a golden toilet?

Congratulations. You’re living proof that propaganda works.

[Queen Christine @cpettway79]

Lord,

Please take Dolly Parton’s illness & give it to DJT.

We ask in your name.

Amen.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Of course Trump’s spiritual advisor is a child rapist; it’s MAGA culture.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

WHY IS RACCOON EYES SMILING? BECAUSE WHILE PEOPLE CAN'T AFFORD FOOD, HE'S BUILDING A GOLD BALLROOM. WHILE HIS MILITIA ATTACKS AMERICA, HE'S HOME WATCHING IKEA PORN WITH VANCE. BUT CHUNKY CHEETO HAS MET HIS MATCH. HE CAN BREAK AN ESCALATOR BUT HE'LL NEVER BREAK THE GAVINATOR.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATS TO TAYLOR SWIFT ON A NEW RECORD. STREAMING MORE IN TEN SECONDS THAN JASON ALDEAN, LARA TRUMP, KID ROCK (MANY CALL HIM "GRANDMA ROCK") AND TED NUGENT COMBINED. TAYLOR FILLS STADIUMS, THEY FILL WHITE CASTLES. (SAD.) I LOVE HER BUT PRESIDENT SLOTH HATES ANYTHING SWIFT. -GCN

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Two immigrants and two white men who married immigrants that claim to hate immigrants

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The last 3 government shutdowns:

October 1, 2025: President Trump

December 22, 2018: President Trump

January 20, 2018: President Trump

Almost like there is a pattern here.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

NEW GOP PROFILE PIC JUST DROPPED

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

“Im bOyCoTtInG ThE SuPeR BoWl bEcAuSe bAd bUnNy dReSsEd iN DrAg”