MishMem

Cat mom. Librarian-in-training. Aspiring writer. Obligatory Fortnite meat-sheild. I have a crush on @airoelord.

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My words are my own and do not reflect those of where I work or who I associate myself with.

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Michael: When you get done can you bring me a shirt?

Me: Ya. Which one?

Michael: Whichever one you want me to wear.

There is no lie. @AiroeLord

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Accidentally swallowed a piece of lavendar on my blueberry muffin this morning. Wut. #witchplease

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I make sure books are shelved correctly and kick out people who are sleeping. #librarylife

[MidPointe Library @MidPointe]

Food for Fines kicks off today! Find details here: https://t.co/R44rnyrgOd

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It's okay, @AiroeLord would be too.

[rayyy lmao 🔜 San Japan @RayNarvaezJr]

Tina is making fun of me saying I would be terrible at sucking dick.

I don’t know how to respond??

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Driving to work this morning like

https://t.co/85btgPJSUe

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I still love everything about this. #bestpoliceofficers

[Middletown Division of Police @MPDOhio]

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https://t.co/kmyC0wCKHT

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My orange cat is named Cheddar. His other names are:

Chi
Cheddar B
Cheddar Biscuit
The Blond Jackass
Cheese Wheel
Green Bay Packer
Asshole
Richard Cheddar

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My black cat is named Gigi. Her other names are:

Gi
Gigi Bean
Black Bean
Big Sis Gigi
Sweetheart
Fur Child Number One
Fattitcus
Black Beauty
Queen

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Me: Murdoc hasn't messaged me in awhile.

@AiroeLord : I'm sorry your Gorillaz boyfriend hasn't messaged you back.

Me: ACTUALLY MY GORILLAZ BOYFRIEND IS 2D AND ILL THANK YOU TO REMEMBER IT

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SOMEONE TURN YOUTUBE BACK ON BEFORE I START PANICKING

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Eating Mac and Cheese out of the pan cause life is hard and people suck.

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The most wonderful time of the year

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Michael: "let's get dinner tonight and treat ourselves."

Me knowing full well we've had Taco Bell, Burger King, Skyline, and Wendy's in the past 2 weeks: "Yes"

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I wanted it to be this cold when we were in Gatlinburg but nooooope.

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Hi my personal hell is playing Meerca Chase over and over. #Neopets #Nostalgia

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Someone tell @AiroeLord happy birthday before it's too late.

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Goodness, I thought this said "religion" and was reasonably confused.

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Watching the trailer for Instant Family....

Me: IDK if you just saw our future, but I did.

@AiroeLord : I did, that's why I turned it off.