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[off white napkin @Mispatts]

Uber driver just goes “Hey Musty?” And I just said “depends on who you ask” my humor is so under appreciated.

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@ThatsSpookyPod

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A handful of Otters started appearing in Singapore's waters couple years back. Today there are Otter gang wars

[Sarah Leah Whitson @sarahleah1]

The new name of the street in front of the Saudi consulate in #LosAngeles

[ᖘ @_pinkrantz]

Fun fact. Jason Aldean cheated on his wife with an American Idol contestant. Guess they do stuff like that in “small towns” too. 😏

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

Just a reminder that Jason Aldean grew up in a city (population approx. 160,000) and now lives in Nashville, TN (population 692,000).

He has no idea what “happens in a small town”, he’s just a racist who writes barely concealed lynching songs.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Your mom’s funeral procession was quite moving.

[yara. @pobrecitayarita]

nvm

[Omar Rivero @OmarRiverosays]

BREAKING: A judge unseals bombshell emails sent by Donald Trump’s son Trump Jr. in which he launches racist attacks against Mexicans and Black New Yorkers.

In an email to one one of his best friends, Trump Jr. wrote that his friend should “Encourage the Mexicans to come to the US and give them another excuse to not learn English. When I have to speak to my grandchildren in Spanish, at least I know I will have you to thank.”

Trump Jr.‘s friend responded, saying that he was going to send his son down to the border with guns in order to “stop this wetback issue dead in its tracks.”

In another email exchange, Trump Jr. attacked Black New Yorkers, declaring that upper Manhattan had so many Black residents now that it “looks like Harlem,” and that he “can hear the theme song of the Jeffersons playing in the background.”

The friend was a groomsman at Trump Jr.’s wedding to his former wife — and the lawsuit involves him and his former employer.

The friend is trying to keep more emails from being unsealed by the judge, telling the judge that they will cause Trump Jr. “reputational harm.”

Please RT and ❤️ if you think that the judge should unseal ALL of Trump Jr.‘s racist emails — and consider investing in Tribel, a “woke” new Twitter competitor that is currently doing a round of equity crowdfunding and just blew past $1 million raised from 2,650 of its users. If you want to own a small piece of what may be the “next big thing” in social media, here is the link to do so https://t.co/MRzwVvUzEz, and here is the link to download the new Tribel app that Elon Musk is so afraid of: https://t.co/0c9FDbB14A

[off white napkin @Mispatts]

Someone on insta and their wife were drinking moscato with dinner. This was a moment I realized what an asshole I am for cringing at this.

[Fin @gofinurself]

Canada to the US https://t.co/DyAjlEtnnf

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

New York City now has the worst air quality of any city on Earth.

If exposed to the current air quality in NYC for 24 hours, it would be equivalent to smoking about 6 cigarettes.

[ej @ejdickson]

The poor girl just wanted to bang a dirtbag before settling down like the rest of us in their late 20s/early 30s and no one would let her do it in peace. Sad

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

A heart transplant recipient was arrested after a dispute with a neighbor over WiFi. Jail officials refused to let him take his transplant medication for two days. He’d waited 12 years for a heart. His body rejected the heart, and he died.

https://t.co/c6ZfNSL2r4

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

As a reminder, she’s a 36-year-old grandmother who’s currently divorcing her sex pest husband, voted against the right to contraception without government interference and is trying to defund Planned Parenthood, which gives low- and no-cost birth control to the uninsured