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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend, Inside of a dog it's too dark to read Groucho Marks

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@wizzair website and app not recognising booking. Help please

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@wizzair neither app or website recognises my booking code. Need help please

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Day 200 of my 3 day war. The Russian army advances rearwards exactly as planned while Ukrainian military flees in a panic chasing after it.

I remain a master strategist.

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@education_epm Can I apply for the ride to work scheme if my payroll is managed by epm?

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@EvansCycles I have a cannondale MTB which I purchased through your old Brentford store ( A few years ago ), Crack has appeared in frame, covered by lifetime warranty? What should I do?

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@J_M_Rands I hear Covid 22 will be a vintage strain. Will be amazing! Happy New Year mate.

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Proud to be the 426th 😎 on @BackerKit for Universal Lens Hood - The Only Hood for Every Camera Lens.. Thanks @kuvrd https://t.co/8oWfnIvShV

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I just signed the petition calling for an end to public money being used to subsidise MP's food. Add your name here: https://t.co/VRttHC6MmP via @38_degrees

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Proud to be the 2,508th 😎 on @BackerKit for ProGrip: Reassuring Ergonomic Battery Grip for Mobile Phones. Thanks @shiftlens https://t.co/8LXmnLPD3J

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I just backed StrapOne; a 100% leather-free, robust, and colourful strap. on @Kickstarter https://t.co/IuBZitojqk

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Check out ProGrip: Reassuring Ergonomic Battery Grip for Mobile Phones by SHIFTCAM on @Kickstarter https://t.co/e2ID8ZOAGv

[Doug Baldwin Jr 🙏🏾 @DougBaldwinJr]

MLK wrote this in 1963. It is as relevant today as it was the day he wrote it.

[Jerry Coyne @Evolutionistrue]

Another fricking embarrassment for our country. I was out all day in the Parisian rain, which is just a slight drizzle. If I can go to the Catacombs in the drizzle, Trump can bloody well help commemorate the end of World War I.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Chindōgu is the Japanese art of creating gadgets that are not exactly useful, but are not exactly useless. Examples include these duster slippers for cats, so they can help clean the house. (Image: @Lt_Starbuck.)

[Simon Dare @HymieDare]

@RealAlexJones Free Market economics baby. Enough people said fuck it, you carry that product we're out. It took a few days for them to run the metrics, then they realised you are a loss leader. Your cult don't spend their money where their advertisers target. You are a marginal twat. Grow up.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

I reckon this would be jostling for possition as a potential front pager if Trump wasn’t over here.

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@J_M_Rands Such a gent! X

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@HymieDare That’s gonna be more of a headf@&£ than a night on les’s Christmas head scrambler.

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Football's coming home. UK Government just deciding whether or not they can let it in

[TIME @TIME]

People are losing it over Malala Yousafzai's otherworldly message to Elon Musk https://t.co/HoCtUXJKjx