someone asked me if my stanley cup was a limited-edition she hadn't seen yet and I told her, no, it's just very, very old
my buying hack is to keep stuff for so long enough that people start assuming it's some kind of collectible
Welcome back, Voyager 2.
@NASA has reestablished full communications with Voyager 2. We shouted 12.5 billion miles (19.9 billion km) into interstellar space, instructing it to turn its antenna back to Earth – and after 37 hours, we found out it worked! https://t.co/bJDKh6Icg5
the part of the ocean the titanic is located in is called 'the midnight zone', and everything living there is either a transparent, eyeless monster or a glow-in-the dark thing with entirely *too many* eyes altogether
we're not wanted there