Alana Coke

Somebody come tip her, she's dancing like a stripper. | Booking/contact: [email protected] : @missalanacoke Website launching soooon

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

@MissAlanaCoke

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[Katya @katya_zamo]

When you find that bitch who fucked ur man in the crowd the group number & u don't know the choreo anyways so you call her ass out on stage

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

I never do ;)

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

I like my fall days like I like my sugar daddies. 65, bountiful, and only around for 3 months.

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

My nail polish is called "What's The Double Scoop?" and it's an understatement to say I'm obsessed and might start saying it.

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

By far the two most common reactions to me getting a belly ring have been: "How much did that hurt?!" and "I thought you had that already?"

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

I am SO here for "Clumsy".

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

The turkey emoji is so, like, aggressive. 🦃🦃🦃

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

@Scott__Hoke getting drag-y are we 😈👸🏼

[Tracy Bains | ✊🏾 Ceasefire Now @tbains]

I won't be checking emails.
#QuitYourJobIn5Words

[🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦 @Darth_Pingu]

#QuitYourJobIn5Words I have died of dysentery @midnight

[🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦 @Darth_Pingu]

#QuitYourJobIn5Words Here is my resignation letter @midnight

[elegant ness @hesoloud]

"My man has two jobs!"
-Rochelle
#QuitYourJobIn5Words

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

New drag name: "Mom Arrested After Toddler Found Home Alone Sucking on Frozen Chicken Breast"

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

When you just wanna vibe on the train but Spotify keeps spitting sad songs.😓🙉

[Alana Coke @MissAlanaCoke]

I see people talking about prison like they know everything and I'm just like...let's not pretend you didn't learn all of that from OITNB.