She Who Lurks In The Shadows

Ornithologist. Doorway enthusiast. Chorister. Tolerates @Alopexcat. #FootEatingJerkIsASlur Pronouns: She/HRH

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

whatever, I have a moth

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Nine years ago today, some Food-apes found the safe place my mum was keeping us. Four weeks later I made a life-changing decision and came inside. It took me a while to train the food-apes, but they're getting there. (This morming's 5am treats being proof)

Happy Findustag to Me!

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Betrayal! They did it to @AlopexCat too!

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Eight years ago, my sisters and I made some ... interesting choices.

I, for one, thank the Cat Distribution System for giving me my humans. I'm sure Nightshade and Grue do too.

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Today is my Findustag, the 8th anniversary of when the Humans first found me. I have grown since then, but I am still the Queen of the Household. Adopt, don't shop, and remember, black cats are the best.

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

@mccaffepj *sulk*

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

@KayStopforth @GirlsOwn Look, when the Cat Distribution System works, it works. I shoukd know. I chose my humans when I was a little kitten, and I don't regret it one bit.

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

@Reynardo_red @celiaparker65 @GirlsOwn Those are Special Mice, you foolish human. <bites you>

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Me and my favourite food-ape.

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

You ate stuff and didn't give *me* any.

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Lies. AI. Photoshop. You can't prove anything.

[Alopex the Cat @AlopexCat]

Snuggling my best friend!

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Mr Smith had written a very eloquent note of apology, but Anne wasn't ready to let him out of the chest yet.

#GirlsOwnCC

[Girls' Own advice @GirlsOwn]

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Helping!

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

@GirlsOwn As Lizzie started to read Darcy's 30 page explanatory letter, the first thing that struck her was his terrible spelling.

#GirlsOwnCC

(From my preferred human)

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

I am beautiful cat. Worship me.

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

I, of course, chose my humans when my mother made our home beside the humans' place. @AlopexCat, on the other hand, picked them at the @LostDogsHome. I do hope the humans realise how lucky they were that we decided they deserved us.

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

I know so many people with cats and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat.
Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that's like "yeah he just moved in."

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Behold the beans

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Dignified side profile in sunlight.

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

@ellenfromnowon Such dignified members! I am certain your discord is an oasis of civil discussion and intelligent ruminating.

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Warm sunny sheltered balcony spot for the win.

[She Who Lurks In The Shadows @MissBilqis]

Oh hello there, @Reynardo_red. Is that, by any chance, chicken that you're cutting up?