Ariel

🐈‍⬛FANG🐾 🐕FARLEY🐾

[☔ @Whotfismick]

why is the pressure to be “the bigger person”, always placed on the person who was wronged?

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

Giving thanks to Wet Leg for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to Wet Dream. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/CHvm05dxFQ

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

@FjallravenCA ummm is this normal I got this bag Monday and I used it for two days and it's this discolored. For how expensive these bags are you would think it would just start turning a different color. Like what???

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

@Fidomobile Mon: 2 online reps, no confirmation email. Wed: still nothing. 4 over the phone reps, 2 store calls and only now at 8pm, with 5hrs of wasted time is my phone being dealt with. Shittest Customer Service I've ever recieved. 6 people to get an upgrade. What a joke!

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

I have a coworker who literally sounds like Kermit the frog fucked Ellen DeGeneres 🤣

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

@InternetH0F 🤣🤣🤣

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

My vagina literally zips itself shut when a man thinks misogyny is funny. Biggest ick ever. 🤢

[𝐿𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈𝑒 @crunchycozygirl]

@soulmuva A woman that feels safe in love becomes her most feminine self 🌷

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

A reccurring thought I have is, How did my sweet angelic grandmother create my mother???🤔

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

🙄🙄🙄

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

@justcalldelilah It's one of the best plays I've seen ever, saw it a few weeks back, the theatre was packed. It was incredible, doesn't disappoint.

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

@cornski The answer is A.

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

People with children act so fucking entitled, like I love how my vacation request gets pushed aside because "she can't find anyone to take care of her kids". Sure as fuck doesn't sound like a me problem. FK working in healthcare the boomers and Gen X have ruined it #boomers #genx

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

@9illeh @DailyLoud Lmfao 💀

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

@justcalldelilah The chokehold he has on me lol I get it 😂

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

Turns out it's a parasite...only took 3 weeks of agony and multiple hospital visits but finally our healthcare system has an answer for me. #ontariosucks #ontariohealth

[Ariel @MissDaSalsa]

@elladente @HistoryToronto @Charlottecardin I guess they needed to con people in order to have a crowd 😂