joan

nice pipes tamika

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[Not Now John @fryspati]

New York City is so scary as someone who needs to pee every 25 minutes

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Meg Stalter and John Early should make a movie where they are grown up Sharpay and Ryan from High School Musical

[shboogies 💋 @shboogies]

Worlds longest rebound idk mehb

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

you hang out with a couple bad bitches who love to talk and by the end of the night you’ll realize that not a single story ever actually got finished

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

an underrated manhattan feeling is getting pretty toasted at a place you are a little too trashy to be in

[caiterpillar𓆑 @bugging0ut]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[mkultrascarecrow @nocaloriesinket]

when u so high u start feeling like u got a hat on

[from the horse’s mouth @mouthyhorsey]

bringing back this all timer today

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

feel good :)

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The two best coping mechanisms in the world are Long Walk and Big Pot of Soup

[Sophie 〓〓 @soupyferns]

3 pints empty stomach and have a 30 minute walk home ….. music is going to be listened to like it’s never been listened to before

[lauren @winonaddict]

“but they’re here illegally” you could not pay me to give a fuck