Missing Jim Chanos Parody?

Help everyone, I'm missing. Ever since Tesla blew up, I haven't been able to be found. Can someone please find me #missingjimchanos

[Missing Jim Chanos Parody? @MissingChanos]

@RealJimChanos @boringcompany Muahahaha, if I had any money left I could short the boring company and get back in the game…too bad my Tesla short position put me out of business and the boring company is private…

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@AdamKinzinger A man who loves his country protects it. A man who loves himself does this.

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ That’s not what he said.

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@ChuckCallesto He should

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@cctvidiots Venom

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Yes, it’s true…@elonmusk completely destroyed my career and left me flat broke from shorting $TSLAQ. I’m completely ruined, my reputation is destroyed, and I can’t even afford to pay that hack @lopezlinette to write nasty $TSLA articles anymore… #broke #tesla #Elonmusk

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@joerogan

[ABC News @ABC]

Philosopher and presidential Green Party candidate Cornel West currently owes more than half a million dollars between unpaid taxes and unpaid child support, according to tax records. https://t.co/gJ0aorELzl

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@EaSportsIdeas @FonsboRuben @atensnut Lol this is the greatest comeback of all time…hahahaha

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@EdKrassen Can we all just agree that all of them are crooks??? Like seriously? Regular people, just take a quick step back and think for yourselves.

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@transscribe @MammothFanta @CNN What if it’s 3 minutes closer?

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@RalphNader @elonmusk This sounds like libel…any lawyers want to chime in? I think Tesla should be funded by @RalphNader based on these false and damaging statements.

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Muahahahahahaha @elonmusk I’m shorting @Tesla again!!! You remember the last time I chose to do that, muahahahahahahahahaha $tslaq.

[Missing Jim Chanos Parody? @MissingChanos]

@gchahal @elonmusk @Twitter @ellagirwin @TwitterSafety When are you going to stop beating your family? This is you right? https://t.co/RAURe7ICR6

[Missing Jim Chanos Parody? @MissingChanos]

@factsrfriends @thevivafrei Uh what? Hahahaha do you understand who controls the media?

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@elonmusk what if the person you’re parodying is a joke?🧐

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@elonmusk does this suffice for my parody account? I can’t afford $8 anymore…

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@InvestorGurus @dkng If I disclosed all of my short positions and timing, you would know when I was wrong and then I wouldn’t be able to pretend to be the world’s biggest genius…duh.

[Missing Jim Chanos Parody? @MissingChanos]

Due to the silencing of Dr. Robert Malone, I will be leaving Twitter. I recommend everyone to join GETTR.

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936,172 reasons that I’m broke right now $tsla

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@GerberKawasaki We’ll that didn’t last long