My hot take about ovulation horniness:
Nobody turns a side eye when multiple women talk about period cramps but suddenly everyone has a derogatory opinion when women say their libido peaks during ovulation.
It’s almost as if pain is normal for women but pleasure isn’t.
First time smoking weed in 2008: laughed so hard I fell off the porch, ate an entire pizza alone, then called my ex at 3am to explain quantum physics. Last night: smoked, folded one shirt, and went to bed at 9:30pm. We lost something bros.